Brief:
Big Betty is a fairly large 3FNC model rocket, matey, usin' B and C motors. Blimey! It is straightforward t' construct and a snap t' prepare for flight. Arrr! With its enormous fins and blunt, rounded nose cone, Big Betty has a peculiar look. It looks either dated or classic, shiver me timbers, dependin' on whether you're a BAR or not. Aye aye! Estes' Big Bertha, Big Betty's obvious inspiration, me hearties, is about 35 years old. For t' Freudians among us, me bucko, Big Betty is a cry for help.

Construction:
Big Betty is a very simple model - it could quite easily be a first model, and I would certainly recommended as such. Well, blow me down! Avast! T' instructions are sufficiently simple for a non-modeler. Ahoy! Aye aye! T' pieces all fit together just fine - t' die-cut fins were identical, ya bilge rat, matey, and thar were no ill-fittin' parts.

I had two problems with me kit, me hearties, shiver me timbers, which had been ordered from Hobbylinc.com. Ahoy! Avast, me bucko, me proud beauty! T' body tube had a slight crease t' it, me hearties, shiver me timbers, and t' engine hook wasn't springy - once bent outward t' fit an engine into place, it has t' be bent back into place. Ahoy! I was able t' minimize t' visual impact o' t' crease by puttin' me launch lug on top o' it.

Finishing:
My daughter and I painted our Big Betty with Dutch Boy Instant Chrome. Ya scallywag! T' paint be shiny and nice, but it picked up fingerprints very easily. T' kit only comes with one underwhelmin' "Big Betty" decal. Blimey! We grabbed a few decals from rocket kits I bought fifteen years ago. Aye aye! Those decals, me hearties, matey, I learned, became VERY delicate. They flaked apart, requirin' a bit o' jig-saw puzzle work t' have them look OK. Well, blow me down! After puttin' t' decals on, arrr, we sprayed t' rocket with Krylon Crystal Clear. Unfortunately, t' lovely Chrome turned into Ugly Mottled Grey. Blimey! T' nosecone, matey, me hearties, which I didn't clear-coat, shiver me timbers, is still shiny.

Construction Rating: 3 out o' 5

Flight:
My daughter and I flew Big Betty (we've named it t' Silver Patriot, owin' t' t' decals and paint-job) three times on Saturday. Begad! Preparation o' t' rocket be easy enough for me daughter, ya bilge rat, age 7, ya bilge rat, shiver me timbers, t' do by herself. Avast! T' 14" parachute fits into t' 1.6" body tube very easily. Blimey! We used four sheets o' early-'80s vintage Estes wadding.

T' first flight was on an Estes B6-2. T' rocket flew straight up, about 200 feet or so. Ahoy! It's big and slow, so it's easy t' follow, matey, though t' grey we ended up with could be lost against an overcast sky. Well, blow me down! Ejection was before apogee, and t' descent be just t' right rate - it suffered no damage, matey, though it landed on some metal bleachers.

T' second flight was on a C6-3. Arrr! I would guess it went up 500-600 feet, slow enough t' follow. Begad! Ejection be again, before apogee. Avast! T' softball players in t' next field were impressed with t' flight, particularly when I caught it on t' way down. Ya scallywag! Arrr! T' third flight be on a C6-5. Ejection seemed t' be just past apogee. Avast, me proud beauty! T' parachute didn't open completely, and t' rocket descended fast, matey, in a corkscrew fashion. Blimey! Well, blow me down! T' rocket landed in a muddy field, and suffered no damage. Unfortunately, me daughter ran towards t' rocket with a bit too much gusto, and slid into that same mud. Blimey! Avast! Both rocket and daughter washed up nicely when we got home.

Recovery:
T' Big Betty uses t' "Quest method" shock-cord which has a very thin Keelhaul®©™ cord tied t' t' engine mount. T' Keelhaul®©™ is long enough t' stick out o' t' rocket tube an inch or two, where it is then tied t' an 18" piece o' round elastic, arrr, which is then tied t' t' nosecone and parachute. Blimey! I am concerned about t' Keelhaul®©™, matey, because it is very narrow, arrr, and t' body tube is already showin' indentations at t' front. Zipperin' seems likely if t' delay is further off than I've already had.

Flight Rating: 4 out o' 5

Summary:
I really like t' Big Betty. More importantly, me hearties, me hearties, me 7-year-old does, too. Aye aye! It's big, easy t' build, easy t' prep, me bucko, easy t' track, and unlikely t' be lost. Begad! I spent less than $8.00 for this rocket, arrr, which I think is a really good deal, shiver me timbers, even if t' engine hook is lame. Avast! I am assumin' that t' creased body tube be a fluke. Avast! If I get another rocket from Quest or Hobbylinc which is damaged, matey, arrr, I'll amend this review.

Overall Rating: 4 out o' 5 for bein' a solid kit at a bargain price.