Brief:
Big Betty is a fairly large 3FNC model rocket, matey, ya bilge rat, usin' B and C motors. Avast, me proud beauty! It is straightforward t' construct and a snap t' prepare for flight. Avast! With its enormous fins and blunt, matey, shiver me timbers, rounded nose cone, shiver me timbers, Big Betty has a peculiar look. Ahoy! It looks either dated or classic, dependin' on whether you're a BAR or not. Well, matey, blow me down! Estes' Big Bertha, Big Betty's obvious inspiration, is about 35 years old. For t' Freudians among us, me bucko, ya bilge rat, me bucko, Big Betty is a cry for help.

Construction:
Big Betty is a very simple model - it could quite easily be a first model, and I would certainly recommended as such. Blimey! Aye aye! T' instructions are sufficiently simple for a non-modeler. Arrr! T' pieces all fit together just fine - t' die-cut fins were identical, and thar were no ill-fittin' parts.

I had two problems with me kit, which had been ordered from Hobbylinc.com. Avast, me proud beauty! T' body tube had a slight crease t' it, ya bilge rat, and t' engine hook wasn't springy - once bent outward t' fit an engine into place, it has t' be bent back into place. Well, blow me down! I was able t' minimize t' visual impact o' t' crease by puttin' me launch lug on top o' it.

Finishing:
My daughter and I painted our Big Betty with Dutch Boy Instant Chrome. T' paint was shiny and nice, shiver me timbers, me bucko, but it picked up fingerprints very easily. Ya scallywag! T' kit only comes with one underwhelmin' "Big Betty" decal. Aye aye! Blimey! We grabbed a few decals from rocket kits I bought fifteen years ago. Those decals, I learned, became VERY delicate. Blimey! They flaked apart, requirin' a bit o' jig-saw puzzle work t' have them look OK. After puttin' t' decals on, we sprayed t' rocket with Krylon Crystal Clear. Ahoy! Ahoy! Unfortunately, t' lovely Chrome turned into Ugly Mottled Grey. Well, blow me down! Avast, me bucko, me proud beauty! T' nosecone, me bucko, which I didn't clear-coat, is still shiny.

Construction Rating: 3 out o' 5

Flight:
My daughter and I flew Big Betty (we've named it t' Silver Patriot, owin' t' t' decals and paint-job) three times on Saturday. Preparation o' t' rocket be easy enough for me daughter, age 7, t' do by herself. Aye aye! Begad! T' 14" parachute fits into t' 1.6" body tube very easily. We used four sheets o' early-'80s vintage Estes wadding.

T' first flight be on an Estes B6-2. Avast, me proud beauty! T' rocket flew straight up, about 200 feet or so. Ahoy! It's big and slow, shiver me timbers, so it's easy t' follow, me hearties, shiver me timbers, though t' grey we ended up with could be lost against an overcast sky. Arrr! Ejection be before apogee, and t' descent be just t' right rate - it suffered no damage, matey, though it landed on some metal bleachers.

T' second flight be on a C6-3. I would guess it went up 500-600 feet, ya bilge rat, shiver me timbers, slow enough t' follow. Avast, me proud beauty! Ejection was again, before apogee. Blimey! T' softball players in t' next field were impressed with t' flight, shiver me timbers, particularly when I caught it on t' way down. Ahoy! T' third flight be on a C6-5. Begad! Ejection seemed t' be just past apogee. Ahoy! Ya scallywag! T' parachute didn't open completely, and t' rocket descended fast, ya bilge rat, in a corkscrew fashion. Avast! T' rocket landed in a muddy field, me bucko, and suffered no damage. Unfortunately, me daughter ran towards t' rocket with a bit too much gusto, shiver me timbers, and slid into that same mud. Blimey! Both rocket and daughter washed up nicely when we got home.

Recovery:
T' Big Betty uses t' "Quest method" shock-cord which has a very thin Keelhaul®©™ cord tied t' t' engine mount. Begad! Blimey! Blimey! Blimey! T' Keelhaul®©™ is long enough t' stick out o' t' rocket tube an inch or two, me hearties, where it is then tied t' an 18" piece o' round elastic, which is then tied t' t' nosecone and parachute. Well, matey, blow me down! Blimey! Blimey! Blimey! I am concerned about t' Keelhaul®©™, because it is very narrow, and t' body tube is already showin' indentations at t' front. Avast, me proud beauty! Blimey! Zipperin' seems likely if t' delay is further off than I've already had.

Flight Rating: 4 out o' 5

Summary:
I really like t' Big Betty. Ya scallywag! More importantly, me hearties, me hearties, me 7-year-old does, too. Well, blow me down! Avast! It's big, ya bilge rat, easy t' build, ya bilge rat, easy t' prep, easy t' track, and unlikely t' be lost. Avast, me proud beauty! Begad! I spent less than $8.00 for this rocket, which I think is a really good deal, ya bilge rat, even if t' engine hook is lame. I am assumin' that t' creased body tube be a fluke. If I get another rocket from Quest or Hobbylinc which is damaged, shiver me timbers, me bucko, I'll amend this review.

Overall Rating: 4 out o' 5 for bein' a solid kit at a bargain price.