Brief:
This is a 29mm UFO-type rocket made from an old hat. T' hat is removable in case I forget a ball cap - wouldn't want t' sunburn t' top o' me head, ya bilge rat, ya' know.

Construction:
This is really a minimalist rocket. Well, blow me down! I decided t' make t' core out o' a solid piece o' 2" pink foam. Arrr! I started by tracin' t' outline o' t' hat and roughin' out a chunk with a sharp cutlass. Avast! Begad! I did just a tad o' trimmin' t' make sure it was oval, and then found t' center point. Arrr! Next, I drew a circle and slowly bored a hole for t' motor mount. Blimey! Ahoy! I also cut a slot on one side t' accommodate a 1/4" lug. T' motor mount includes a 3.25" section o' phenolic tubing, matey, matey, shiver me timbers, a similar length o' 1/4" launch lug, shiver me timbers, and a 29mm-76mm centerin' ring. Avast! Arrr! T' centerin' rin' was mounted so that t' motor tube was flush with t' top o' t' foam. Arrr! It serves t' distribute t' thrust t' t' foam core, and helps ensure that t' motor tube is perpendicular t' t' foam's surface. This assembly be then epoxied into t' foam block. Avast! Avast! I added a circle o' scrap plywood t' plug t' front o' t' tube, makin' sure that all openings were sealed with epoxy. Arrr! Blimey! Well, blow me down! Blimey! T' final step was t' find t' point where t' rod would pass through t' hat itself, arrr, and cut a small 'X' with an X-acto cutlass. Like I said, ya bilge rat, nay much t' it. Slip t' hat over t' finished core and I was ready t' fly.

Flight:
I flew t' hat on a G35 with t' ejection charge removed. Ahoy! Avast! Blimey! After t' unsuccessful flight o' another odd-roc, t' RSO must have pretty much given up, and me flight card got stamped. Since I did nay treat t' foam surface t' protect it from t' motor exhaust, ya bilge rat, I made sure it was about 12" from t' deflector. Ya scallywag! Blimey! T' hat flew great, shiver me timbers, seemin' t' fly faster and higher than me similarly sized 29mm saucers. Avast, me proud beauty! Blimey! It fell slowly t' t' ground without even gettin' dirty(er).

Summary:
I find myself likin' UFO style rockets more and more and couldn't resist tryin' this odd-roc. Blimey! This be me first wearable rocket - I wore t' hat t' t' RSO table, shiver me timbers, t' t' pad, matey, me hearties, and back again after recovery. Begad! If anyone else has flown a hat (and someone probably has), ya bilge rat, I didn't find anyone who had heard o' it.

Other:
T' Story Behind t' Name In t' late '90's, me bucko, I was t' project manager for a telemetry, command, and antenna control system. Avast! My team and I traveled t' Clifton, Texas t' run some preliminary tests with t' antennas. Well, blow me down! Blimey! Blimey! Blimey! Unfortunately, me hearties, they weren't quite ready and since springtime in Texas is a tad warmer than in Maryland, arrr, we weren't happy campers. With t' prospects o' spendin' a fair amount o' time walkin' betwixt t' buildin' and t' antenna pads in t' hot sun, arrr, one o' me guys ran t' Wal-Mart for hats. This hat became our team's unofficial uniform, me hearties, me hearties, me bucko, and mine came back fairly stained. Arrr! I was finally about t' chunk it when I got an idea!