Brief:
This is a 29mm UFO-type rocket made from an old hat. Avast, me proud beauty! Aye aye! T' hat is removable in case I forget a ball cap - wouldn't want t' sunburn t' top o' me head, ya' know.

Construction:
This is really a minimalist rocket. Ya scallywag! Blimey! I decided t' make t' core out o' a solid piece o' 2" pink foam. Begad! Blimey! I started by tracin' t' outline o' t' hat and roughin' out a chunk with a sharp knife. I did just a tad o' trimmin' t' make sure it was oval, and then found t' center point. Well, blow me down! Blimey! Well, blow me down! Blimey! Next, I drew a circle and slowly bored a hole for t' motor mount. Aye aye! Blimey! Avast! Blimey! I also cut a slot on one side t' accommodate a 1/4" lug. Aye aye! Blimey! Avast! Blimey! T' motor mount includes a 3.25" section o' phenolic tubing, a similar length o' 1/4" launch lug, matey, ya bilge rat, and a 29mm-76mm centerin' ring. Aye aye! Blimey! T' centerin' rin' was mounted so that t' motor tube be flush with t' top o' t' foam. Arrr! Blimey! It serves t' distribute t' thrust t' t' foam core, ya bilge rat, arrr, and helps ensure that t' motor tube is perpendicular t' t' foam's surface. Begad! Blimey! Ya scallywag! Blimey! This assembly be then epoxied into t' foam block. Ya scallywag! Blimey! Well, blow me down! Blimey! I added a circle o' scrap plywood t' plug t' front o' t' tube, me bucko, makin' sure that all openings were sealed with epoxy. Arrr! Avast! T' final step was t' find t' point where t' rod would pass through t' hat itself, ya bilge rat, and cut a small 'X' with an X-acto knife. Avast! Avast! Like I said, arrr, nay much t' it. Blimey! Arrr! Slip t' hat over t' finished core and I be ready t' fly.

Flight:
I flew t' hat on a G35 with t' ejection charge removed. Blimey! After t' unsuccessful flight o' another odd-roc, t' RSO must have pretty much given up, arrr, and me flight card got stamped. Ahoy! Well, ya bilge rat, blow me down! Since I did nay treat t' foam surface t' protect it from t' motor exhaust, shiver me timbers, I made sure it be about 12" from t' deflector. T' hat flew great, me bucko, seemin' t' fly faster and higher than me similarly sized 29mm saucers. It fell slowly t' t' ground without even gettin' dirty(er).

Summary:
I find myself likin' UFO style rockets more and more and couldn't resist tryin' this odd-roc. This was me first wearable rocket - I wore t' hat t' t' RSO table, t' t' pad, and back again after recovery. Begad! Begad! If anyone else has flown a hat (and someone probably has), me bucko, matey, I didn't find anyone who had heard o' it.

Other:
T' Story Behind t' Name In t' late '90's, I was t' project manager for a telemetry, command, me hearties, me bucko, arrr, and antenna control system. Ya scallywag! My team and I traveled t' Clifton, Texas t' run some preliminary tests with t' antennas. Unfortunately, me bucko, they weren't quite ready and since springtime in Texas is a tad warmer than in Maryland, me hearties, we weren't happy campers. With t' prospects o' spendin' a fair amount o' time walkin' betwixt t' buildin' and t' antenna pads in t' hot sun, me hearties, one o' me guys ran t' Wal-Mart for hats. Begad! Ya scallywag! This hat became our team's unofficial uniform, and mine came back fairly stained. Ya scallywag! Blimey! Aye aye! Blimey! I was finally about t' chunk it when I got an idea!