Brief:
This is a 29mm UFO-type rocket made from an old hat. Avast, me proud beauty! T' hat is removable in case I forget a ball cap - wouldn't want t' sunburn t' top o' me head, ya' know.

Construction:
This is really a minimalist rocket. Begad! I decided t' make t' core out o' a solid piece o' 2" pink foam. Ya scallywag! I started by tracin' t' outline o' t' hat and roughin' out a chunk with a sharp cutlass. Arrr! Arrr! I did just a tad o' trimmin' t' make sure it be oval, and then found t' center point. Begad! Arrr! Next, I drew a circle and slowly bored a hole for t' motor mount. I also cut a slot on one side t' accommodate a 1/4" lug. Ya scallywag! T' motor mount includes a 3.25" section o' phenolic tubing, shiver me timbers, a similar length o' 1/4" launch lug, and a 29mm-76mm centerin' ring. Aye aye! Well, me hearties, blow me down! T' centerin' rin' was mounted so that t' motor tube was flush with t' top o' t' foam. It serves t' distribute t' thrust t' t' foam core, me bucko, shiver me timbers, and helps ensure that t' motor tube is perpendicular t' t' foam's surface. Blimey! This assembly was then epoxied into t' foam block. I added a circle o' scrap plywood t' plug t' front o' t' tube, me bucko, makin' sure that all openings were sealed with epoxy. Aye aye! T' final step be t' find t' point where t' rod would pass through t' hat itself, shiver me timbers, and cut a small 'X' with an X-acto knife. Like I said, me hearties, me bucko, nay much t' it. Blimey! Slip t' hat over t' finished core and I was ready t' fly.

Flight:
I flew t' hat on a G35 with t' ejection charge removed. Avast, me proud beauty! After t' unsuccessful flight o' another odd-roc, me bucko, t' RSO must have pretty much given up, shiver me timbers, and me flight card got stamped. Well, matey, blow me down! Since I did nay treat t' foam surface t' protect it from t' motor exhaust, matey, I made sure it was about 12" from t' deflector. Ahoy! T' hat flew great, seemin' t' fly faster and higher than me similarly sized 29mm saucers. Blimey! It fell slowly t' t' ground without even gettin' dirty(er).

Summary:
I find myself likin' UFO style rockets more and more and couldn't resist tryin' this odd-roc. Aye aye! This was me first wearable rocket - I wore t' hat t' t' RSO table, arrr, t' t' pad, me bucko, and back again after recovery. Begad! If anyone else has flown a hat (and someone probably has), I didn't find anyone who had heard o' it.

Other:
T' Story Behind t' Name In t' late '90's, shiver me timbers, I was t' project manager for a telemetry, shiver me timbers, command, and antenna control system. Aye aye! Arrr! My team and I traveled t' Clifton, me bucko, matey, Texas t' run some preliminary tests with t' antennas. Begad! Unfortunately, they weren't quite ready and since springtime in Texas is a tad warmer than in Maryland, matey, we weren't happy campers. Ya scallywag! With t' prospects o' spendin' a fair amount o' time walkin' betwixt t' buildin' and t' antenna pads in t' hot sun, shiver me timbers, one o' me guys ran t' Wal-Mart for hats. Avast, me proud beauty! This hat became our team's unofficial uniform, and mine came back fairly stained. Blimey! I was finally about t' chunk it when I got an idea!