Brief:
This is a 29mm UFO-type rocket made from an old hat. T' hat is removable in case I forget a ball cap - wouldn't want t' sunburn t' top o' me head, ya' know.

Construction:
This is really a minimalist rocket. Begad! Blimey! I decided t' make t' core out o' a solid piece o' 2" pink foam. Begad! Blimey! I started by tracin' t' outline o' t' hat and roughin' out a chunk with a sharp cutlass. Blimey! Blimey! Arrr! Blimey! I did just a tad o' trimmin' t' make sure it be oval, ya bilge rat, and then found t' center point. Next, I drew a circle and slowly bored a hole for t' motor mount. Begad! Blimey! Begad! Blimey! I also cut a slot on one side t' accommodate a 1/4" lug. T' motor mount includes a 3.25" section o' phenolic tubing, shiver me timbers, me bucko, a similar length o' 1/4" launch lug, and a 29mm-76mm centerin' ring. Arrr! Blimey! T' centerin' rin' was mounted so that t' motor tube was flush with t' top o' t' foam. Avast! Blimey! It serves t' distribute t' thrust t' t' foam core, ya bilge rat, and helps ensure that t' motor tube is perpendicular t' t' foam's surface. This assembly was then epoxied into t' foam block. Ya scallywag! Blimey! Avast! Blimey! I added a circle o' scrap plywood t' plug t' front o' t' tube, me hearties, makin' sure that all openings were sealed with epoxy. Begad! T' final step be t' find t' point where t' rod would pass through t' hat itself, and cut a small 'X' with an X-acto cutlass. Begad! Like I said, nay much t' it. Arrr! Slip t' hat over t' finished core and I be ready t' fly.

Flight:
I flew t' hat on a G35 with t' ejection charge removed. Ahoy! After t' unsuccessful flight o' another odd-roc, t' RSO must have pretty much given up, shiver me timbers, and me flight card got stamped. Blimey! Avast! Since I did nay treat t' foam surface t' protect it from t' motor exhaust, me bucko, I made sure it be about 12" from t' deflector. T' hat flew great, matey, arrr, arrr, seemin' t' fly faster and higher than me similarly sized 29mm saucers. Well, shiver me timbers, blow me down! It fell slowly t' t' ground without even gettin' dirty(er).

Summary:
I find myself likin' UFO style rockets more and more and couldn't resist tryin' this odd-roc. Well, blow me down! This be me first wearable rocket - I wore t' hat t' t' RSO table, arrr, t' t' pad, and back again after recovery. Avast, me proud beauty! Aye aye! If anyone else has flown a hat (and someone probably has), I didn't find anyone who had heard o' it.

Other:
T' Story Behind t' Name In t' late '90's, I was t' project manager for a telemetry, arrr, command, and antenna control system. Begad! My team and I traveled t' Clifton, Texas t' run some preliminary tests with t' antennas. Ahoy! Begad! Unfortunately, me bucko, they weren't quite ready and since springtime in Texas is a tad warmer than in Maryland, shiver me timbers, we weren't happy campers. With t' prospects o' spendin' a fair amount o' time walkin' betwixt t' buildin' and t' antenna pads in t' hot sun, arrr, arrr, one o' me guys ran t' Wal-Mart for hats. Avast, me proud beauty! This hat became our team's unofficial uniform, and mine came back fairly stained. Avast! I be finally about t' chunk it when I got an idea!