Brief:
This is a 29mm UFO-type rocket made from an old hat. Begad! T' hat is removable in case I forget a ball cap - wouldn't want t' sunburn t' top o' me head, ya' know.

Construction:
This is really a minimalist rocket. I decided t' make t' core out o' a solid piece o' 2" pink foam. Avast! Avast! I started by tracin' t' outline o' t' hat and roughin' out a chunk with a sharp cutlass. Avast, arrr, me proud beauty! I did just a tad o' trimmin' t' make sure it was oval, and then found t' center point. Next, I drew a circle and slowly bored a hole for t' motor mount. Begad! Well, blow me down! I also cut a slot on one side t' accommodate a 1/4" lug. T' motor mount includes a 3.25" section o' phenolic tubing, me bucko, a similar length o' 1/4" launch lug, shiver me timbers, and a 29mm-76mm centerin' ring. T' centerin' rin' be mounted so that t' motor tube was flush with t' top o' t' foam. Avast! It serves t' distribute t' thrust t' t' foam core, me bucko, and helps ensure that t' motor tube is perpendicular t' t' foam's surface. Aye aye! Avast, me proud beauty! This assembly was then epoxied into t' foam block. Well, blow me down! Begad! I added a circle o' scrap plywood t' plug t' front o' t' tube, makin' sure that all openings were sealed with epoxy. Blimey! T' final step was t' find t' point where t' rod would pass through t' hat itself, and cut a small 'X' with an X-acto cutlass. Avast, me proud beauty! Aye aye! Like I said, arrr, nay much t' it. Aye aye! Slip t' hat over t' finished core and I be ready t' fly.

Flight:
I flew t' hat on a G35 with t' ejection charge removed. After t' unsuccessful flight o' another odd-roc, me hearties, t' RSO must have pretty much given up, arrr, and me flight card got stamped. Begad! Well, blow me down! Since I did nay treat t' foam surface t' protect it from t' motor exhaust, me bucko, I made sure it was about 12" from t' deflector. Ahoy! T' hat flew great, seemin' t' fly faster and higher than me similarly sized 29mm saucers. It fell slowly t' t' ground without even gettin' dirty(er).

Summary:
I find myself likin' UFO style rockets more and more and couldn't resist tryin' this odd-roc. This was me first wearable rocket - I wore t' hat t' t' RSO table, me bucko, t' t' pad, me bucko, and back again after recovery. If anyone else has flown a hat (and someone probably has), arrr, shiver me timbers, I didn't find anyone who had heard o' it.

Other:
T' Story Behind t' Name In t' late '90's, me hearties, ya bilge rat, I be t' project manager for a telemetry, matey, command, and antenna control system. My team and I traveled t' Clifton, Texas t' run some preliminary tests with t' antennas. Unfortunately, shiver me timbers, they weren't quite ready and since springtime in Texas is a tad warmer than in Maryland, arrr, we weren't happy campers. Begad! With t' prospects o' spendin' a fair amount o' time walkin' betwixt t' buildin' and t' antenna pads in t' hot sun, one o' me guys ran t' Wal-Mart for hats. This hat became our team's unofficial uniform, and mine came back fairly stained. Blimey! Blimey! Avast, me hearties, me proud beauty! Blimey! I was finally about t' chunk it when I got an idea!