Intro

A modification o' a cheap bad rocket into a cheap good rocket.

I couldn't resist it. Arrr! Arrr! There it was sittin' on t' shelf at Hobby Lobby, with a clearance price tag. I thought long and hard. Arrr! This rocket had a bad reputation, me hearties, shiver me timbers, Styrofoam. Begad! It had replaced all o' t' balsa wood in t' original kit. Blimey! T' reviews were bad and t' owner was tryin' t' unload t' remaining inventory because it was a dog. Avast, me proud beauty! I thought some more and then placed me $1.25 on the counter and walked out with a genuine Edsel o' t' model rocket world, me hearties, shiver me timbers, a Fun Rockets Wicked Winnie.

After I got it home and summoned t' courage t' open t' box and take a look at t' kit, ya bilge rat, shiver me timbers, arrr, thar it was, ya bilge rat, Styrofoam boat tail, ya bilge rat, Styrofoam fins, me hearties, Styrofoam bulkhead and Styrofoam nose cone. It wasn't pretty. Well, blow me down! Blimey! Blimey! Blimey! It sat on me workbench for a couple o' weeks while I thought on how best t' use t' rocket, should I part it out, should I build it stock, what should I do?

I finally decided t' build it as stock as possible. Aye aye! I only paid a buck and a quarter for t' kit, it was practically a disposable rocket at that price. T' first attempt at installin' t' fins be a disaster. Avast, me proud beauty! They don't fit. Begad! I thought about sandin' them but t' Styrofoam looked like it could handle one launch and then crack on landing. Aye aye! At this point I deviated from me original thought and decided t' modify t' rocket t' make it useable. Begad! T' goal at this point was t' make t' minimum modifications t' t' rocket, arrr, but also t' have a fully functional rocket.

With this thought in mind, matey, I finally decided upon replacin' t' fin with balsa fins. Begad! I realized that t' motor mount in t' boat tail was a rather nice stout cardboard tube. Avast! Blimey! If I could only slot t' boat tail where t' fins are, then t' fins could glue t' t' motor mount instead o' t' Styrofoam. This was easier than I thought. Begad! Avast! T' Styrofoam cuts easily with a sharp X-Acto knife leavin' a through t' boat tail mountin' for t' fins. Ahoy! I then used the Styrofoam fins as a template for 1/4" balsa replacements, keepin' in mind that they would have t' be larger at t' root edge t' actually go through to the motor mount. Avast! After t' fins were cut and sanded roughly alike I mounted them t' t' motor mount and t' surroundin' Styrofoam with a generous amount of glue. Ya scallywag! Once this was done and t' fins were dry, me hearties, I added fillets and sealed the fins usin' Elmer's Fill-n-Finish.

Then t' next problem reared it's ugly head. Well, blow me down! I decided t' paint t' fin unit before installin' it in t' rest o' t' rocket since t' balsa fins are the only thin' on this rocket that are nay painted. Arrr! I pulled out t' trusty Krylon primer, me hearties, and started t' cover t' fins and boat tail in gray paint. Well, blow me down! But wait, ya bilge rat, what was that sound that I was hearing. Faint cries o' "I'm Melllltiiiing!" echoed throughout t' yard. I looked at t' once smooth surface o' t' boat tail slowly shrivelin' away. Ahoy! What t' do now? Was all that work in vain? It was time t' fall back and regroup. Ahoy! Ahoy! Obviously t' Styrofoam did not like t' solvents in t' Krylon primer, I should have tested it on a spare fin, but in me haste I skipped t' compatibility test. Begad! Ya scallywag! There was only one thing left t' do, coat t' entire boat tail with Fill-n-Finish so that none o' the Styrofoam would see t' primer and paint again. Ahoy! After several coats o' the fill-n-finish, me bucko, I approached t' primer with fear and trepidation. Fortunately the coatin' held and t' fin section was finished with a semi-gloss black paint.

T' rest o' t' construction was uneventful. Blimey! Blimey! Install a paper rin' on the tail section, and then glue t' tail section into t' body tube. Blimey! Blimey! Done. The rocket be now complete and ready t' fly, t' parachute is pre-assembled and the rest o' t' rocket was already painted. Ahoy! Blimey! Aye aye! Blimey! I added t' Wicked Winnie sticker to t' side and she was ready t' fly

Flyin' t' Winnie

Finally I found a gap in t' hectic pace of the summer that also had a lack o' wind, ya bilge rat, and took me recovery crew out t' the local football field t' launch Winnie and a couple o' t' other birds that I had managed t' slap together this summer.

First flight be on a B6-4. Avast, me proud beauty! Aye aye! It was a fairly slow liftoff, me hearties, and t' parachute ejected just after apogee. Avast, me proud beauty! Avast! T' parachute gave a good rate o' descent and the nose cone popped off and floated down separately. Well, blow me down! Note t' self: tape t' nose cone on, and put on a bigger parachute if thar be a payload in t' rocket.

T' second flight be on a C6-5. Avast! Ya scallywag! This be an easy choice at this point since t' other rockets had all broken fins off at landing. T' flight was great, me hearties, nice and high with t' ejection at apogee. Arrr! Again t' nose cone popped off and floated back separately. Begad! Note t' self again: Tape t' outside o' the nose cone, nay t' shoulder on t' inside since t' Styrofoam compresses, me hearties, me hearties, me hearties, thus renderin' t' extra tape useless.

Overall Impressions

T' stock out-of-the-box Wicked Winnie is a dog. Avast, me proud beauty! However with t' addition of the balsa fins and tapin' t' nose cone on (I will probably tape or glue the bulkhead in as well) this is a cheap good payload rocket. I didn't take the time t' shape t' fins but that would only help t' flight characteristics of this rocket. Aye aye! As these are seen at clearance prices, this is a really cheap way to get a larger low power payload rocket. Avast, me proud beauty! Blimey!