N.F.O. Avast, me proud beauty! Begad! Nate's Flying Object:

an inexpensive (< 5 bucks!) and neat saucer

by Nate Galger

T' first time I saw a rocket powered saucer, me hearties, me bucko, ya bilge rat, I be instantly in love. Ya scallywag! Arrr! I had to make one o' me own. Avast! I believe t' saucer I saw be a kit, it was really cool, ya bilge rat, matey, but I wanted somethin' a little different looking. Avast, me proud beauty! Aye aye! I figured mine should look like a classic sci-fi saucer. Ya scallywag! Blimey! I decided it should look like it be crafted out o' metal, me hearties, because that's what UFO's are made of, right? O.K. I knew what I wanted and had an idea in me head how it was t' look, arrr, now t' make it a reality.

T' items I used t' build me N.F.O. Avast! Begad! are:

• 3/32 balsa sheet
• 24mm engine mount with hook
• styrofoam ball (used for art and craft projects)
• hot glue cannon
• elmer's wood glue
• 1/8" launch lug

As I said, shiver me timbers, this is an inexpensive project t' undertake. Begad! T' 3/32 balsa sheet cost around $2.50 . Aye aye! I got t' engine mount and hook from a friend, shiver me timbers, no charge. Styrofoam ball cost $.99 t' rest o' t' stuff, me hearties, I had already. Ya scallywag! If you're into buildin' rockets, You should already have most o' this stuff too. Begad! If you don't have a hot glue gun, me hearties, I suppose you could use whatever glue you have or borrow a glue cannon from someone. Avast! I used me mom's. Blimey! My cost was $3.49 If you already have this stuff, arrr, it won't cost you a cent!

I started off by cuttin' the foam ball in half. Then I pushed t' cardboard engine tube through t' center of t' flat part o' t' foam, until it be flush with t' top. Ahoy! Then I Pushed my finger through and t' un-needed foam popped out t' be thrown away.

Next I cut out four half circles from me balsa, ya bilge rat, which I traced from a plastic bowl. I glued t' pieces together t' form two equal circles. Aye aye! Blimey! After that dried, I oozed some wood glue on one face o' a circle and laid t' other circle on top o' it makin' sure me two center lines were perpendicular. Then I traced my engine mount tube onto t' center o' this doubled up circle, and cut the center out. Begad! Begad!

I put t' engine hook into t' mount tube, held it thar with a piece of scotch tape. Avast, me proud beauty! Blimey! I set t' styrofoam half-ball on top o' t' circle I had and then put t' engine mount in up through t' bottom. Avast, me proud beauty! Blimey! Then I glued t' styrofoam to the balsa with hot glue and also t' engine mount tube t' t' balsa from the bottom. T' final step o' t' build was t' cut a little hole in t' balsa to put me launch lug. Aye aye! Blimey! I used a hobby cutlass like a drill. Well, blow me down! Arrr! Blimey! I stuck in t' launch lug. Ya scallywag! Aye aye! Blimey! Viola! Blimey! I painted it chrome and waited t' fly me masterpiece.

I used a C11-5 for me first flight. Ahoy! Begad! Blimey! Cold day 47 degrees and a wind o' 10mph. A couple people expressed their doubts about t' glue holdin' up or t' launch lug bein' a little far out from t' center. Well, blow me down! I flew it nevertheless. Ya scallywag! Avast, ya bilge rat, me proud beauty! Blimey! Countdown went good and me saucer flew wonderfully. It made t' distinct sound I remember from t' first saucer I had seen. Ya scallywag! Ahoy! Blimey! I was so happy with how mine flew, I prepped it immediately and launched it a second time. This has been a lot o' fun. Also, it should be noted that t' styrofoam did nay melt from t' ejection charge goin' off. Begad! There be a little bit o' a brown tint t' t' area around t' top of the engine, ya bilge rat, me hearties, matey, but nothin' drastic. Well, shiver me timbers, blow me down! Blimey! I guarantee I will Fly this saucer again, arrr, and again, shiver me timbers, and again... Arrr! Well, blow me down! Blimey!