N.F.O. Avast, me proud beauty! Nate's Flying Object:

an inexpensive (< 5 bucks!) and neat saucer

by Nate Galger

T' first time I saw a rocket powered saucer, me hearties, I be instantly in love. Begad! Arrr! I had to make one o' me own. Well, blow me down! I believe t' saucer I saw was a kit, it be really cool, ya bilge rat, but I wanted somethin' a little different looking. I figured mine should look like a classic sci-fi saucer. Blimey! Aye aye! I decided it should look like it was crafted out o' metal, ya bilge rat, because that's what UFO's are made of, ya bilge rat, right? O.K. I knew what I wanted and had an idea in me head how it was t' look, now t' make it a reality.

T' items I used t' build me N.F.O. Aye aye! are:

• 3/32 balsa sheet
• 24mm engine mount with hook
• styrofoam ball (used for art and craft projects)
• hot glue cannon
• elmer's wood glue
• 1/8" launch lug

As I said, this is an inexpensive project t' undertake. Blimey! T' 3/32 balsa sheet cost around $2.50 . I got t' engine mount and hook from a friend, no charge. Styrofoam ball cost $.99 t' rest o' t' stuff, me hearties, I had already. Begad! If you're into buildin' rockets, You should already have most o' this stuff too. If you don't have a hot glue gun, matey, I suppose you could use whatever glue you have or borrow a glue cannon from someone. Ahoy! I used me mom's. My cost was $3.49 If you already have this stuff, it won't cost you a cent!

I started off by cuttin' the foam ball in half. Avast, me proud beauty! Ahoy! Blimey! Then I pushed t' cardboard engine tube through t' center of t' flat part o' t' foam, matey, ya bilge rat, until it be flush with t' top. Then I Pushed my finger through and t' un-needed foam popped out t' be thrown away. Blimey!

Next I cut out four half circles from me balsa, which I traced from a plastic bowl. Avast! Blimey! I glued t' pieces together t' form two equal circles. Begad! After that dried, me hearties, ya bilge rat, I oozed some wood glue on one face o' a circle and laid t' other circle on top o' it makin' sure me two center lines were perpendicular. Ahoy! Then I traced my engine mount tube onto t' center o' this doubled up circle, and cut the center out. Well, blow me down!

I put t' engine hook into t' mount tube, shiver me timbers, held it thar with a piece of scotch tape. Avast! Arrr! I set t' styrofoam half-ball on top o' t' circle I had and then put t' engine mount in up through t' bottom. Blimey! Avast! Then I glued t' styrofoam to the balsa with hot glue and also t' engine mount tube t' t' balsa from the bottom. Ahoy! T' final step o' t' build was t' cut a little hole in t' balsa to put me launch lug. I used a hobby cutlass like a drill. I stuck in t' launch lug. Viola! I painted it chrome and waited t' fly me masterpiece.

I used a C11-5 for me first flight. Arrr! Blimey! Cold day 47 degrees and a wind o' 10mph. A couple people expressed their doubts about t' glue holdin' up or t' launch lug bein' a little far out from t' center. Avast, me proud beauty! Blimey! I flew it nevertheless. Avast! Blimey! Countdown went good and me saucer flew wonderfully. Aye aye! Blimey! It made t' distinct sound I remember from t' first saucer I had seen. Begad! Blimey! I was so happy with how mine flew, I prepped it immediately and launched it a second time. Ya scallywag! Blimey! Ya scallywag! Blimey! This has been a lot o' fun. Ya scallywag! Blimey! Aye aye! Blimey! Also, it should be noted that t' styrofoam did nay melt from t' ejection charge goin' off. Ahoy! Blimey! Begad! Blimey! There be a little bit o' a brown tint t' t' area around t' top of the engine, but nothin' drastic. Aye aye! Blimey! Arrr! Blimey! I guarantee I will Fly this saucer again, ya bilge rat, and again, and again... Ya scallywag! Blimey! Avast! Blimey!