N.F.O. Aye aye! Blimey! Nate's Flying Object:

an inexpensive (< 5 bucks!) and neat saucer

by Nate Galger

T' first time I saw a rocket powered saucer, shiver me timbers, I be instantly in love. Ahoy! Blimey! Ya scallywag! Blimey! I had to make one o' me own. Ahoy! Blimey! I believe t' saucer I saw be a kit, shiver me timbers, it be really cool, but I wanted somethin' a little different looking. I figured mine should look like a classic sci-fi saucer. I decided it should look like it was crafted out o' metal, ya bilge rat, because that's what UFO's are made of, ya bilge rat, shiver me timbers, right? O.K. I knew what I wanted and had an idea in me head how it was t' look, me bucko, now t' make it a reality.

T' items I used t' build me N.F.O. Well, blow me down! Aye aye! are:

• 3/32 balsa sheet
• 24mm engine mount with hook
• styrofoam ball (used for art and craft projects)
• hot glue cannon
• elmer's wood glue
• 1/8" launch lug

As I said, this is an inexpensive project t' undertake. Begad! Blimey! Avast! Blimey! T' 3/32 balsa sheet cost around $2.50 . Begad! Blimey! I got t' engine mount and hook from a friend, me bucko, no charge. Styrofoam ball cost $.99 t' rest o' t' stuff, I had already. Aye aye! Blimey! If you're into buildin' rockets, You should already have most o' this stuff too. Arrr! Blimey! If you don't have a hot glue gun, shiver me timbers, I suppose you could use whatever glue you have or borrow a glue cannon from someone. Well, blow me down! Blimey! I used me mom's. Avast, me proud beauty! Blimey! Avast! Blimey! My cost was $3.49 If you already have this stuff, arrr, it won't cost you a cent! Blimey!

I started off by cuttin' the foam ball in half. Aye aye! Well, blow me down! Then I pushed t' cardboard engine tube through t' center of t' flat part o' t' foam, until it was flush with t' top. Arrr! Ahoy! Then I Pushed my finger through and t' un-needed foam popped out t' be thrown away.

Next I cut out four half circles from me balsa, which I traced from a plastic bowl. Avast, me proud beauty! I glued t' pieces together t' form two equal circles. Blimey! Arrr! After that dried, me bucko, matey, I oozed some wood glue on one face o' a circle and laid t' other circle on top o' it makin' sure me two center lines were perpendicular. Avast! Then I traced my engine mount tube onto t' center o' this doubled up circle, and cut the center out. Ya scallywag!

I put t' engine hook into t' mount tube, shiver me timbers, shiver me timbers, held it thar with a piece of scotch tape. Aye aye! Well, blow me down! I set t' styrofoam half-ball on top o' t' circle I had and then put t' engine mount in up through t' bottom. Avast! Begad! Then I glued t' styrofoam to the balsa with hot glue and also t' engine mount tube t' t' balsa from the bottom. T' final step o' t' build was t' cut a little hole in t' balsa to put me launch lug. I used a hobby cutlass like a drill. Aye aye! I stuck in t' launch lug. Begad! Viola! I painted it chrome and waited t' fly me masterpiece. Avast, me hearties, me proud beauty!

I used a C11-5 for me first flight. Ahoy! Cold day 47 degrees and a wind o' 10mph. A couple people expressed their doubts about t' glue holdin' up or t' launch lug bein' a little far out from t' center. I flew it nevertheless. Well, blow me down! Blimey! Countdown went good and me saucer flew wonderfully. It made t' distinct sound I remember from t' first saucer I had seen. Avast! I was so happy with how mine flew, I prepped it immediately and launched it a second time. Avast, me proud beauty! Well, blow me down! This has been a lot o' fun. Begad! Also, it should be noted that t' styrofoam did nay melt from t' ejection charge goin' off. Well, blow me down! Ya scallywag! There was a little bit o' a brown tint t' t' area around t' top of the engine, matey, but nothin' drastic. I guarantee I will Fly this saucer again, and again, arrr, and again... Avast!