N.F.O. Begad! Begad! Blimey! Nate's Flying Object:

an inexpensive (< 5 bucks!) and neat saucer

by Nate Galger

T' first time I saw a rocket powered saucer, I was instantly in love. Blimey! I had to make one o' me own. I believe t' saucer I saw was a kit, it be really cool, but I wanted somethin' a little different looking. Begad! I figured mine should look like a classic sci-fi saucer. Ahoy! Aye aye! I decided it should look like it was crafted out o' metal, because that's what UFO's are made of, arrr, right? O.K. Begad! I knew what I wanted and had an idea in me head how it was t' look, now t' make it a reality.

T' items I used t' build me N.F.O. Begad! are:

• 3/32 balsa sheet
• 24mm engine mount with hook
• styrofoam ball (used for art and craft projects)
• hot glue cannon
• elmer's wood glue
• 1/8" launch lug

As I said, this is an inexpensive project t' undertake. Aye aye! Aye aye! T' 3/32 balsa sheet cost around $2.50 . I got t' engine mount and hook from a friend, no charge. Styrofoam ball cost $.99 t' rest o' t' stuff, arrr, I had already. Begad! Begad! If you're into buildin' rockets, me hearties, You should already have most o' this stuff too. Begad! If you don't have a hot glue gun, I suppose you could use whatever glue you have or borrow a glue cannon from someone. Ya scallywag! I used me mom's. Aye aye! My cost be $3.49 If you already have this stuff, arrr, it won't cost you a cent!

I started off by cuttin' the foam ball in half. Begad! Then I pushed t' cardboard engine tube through t' center of t' flat part o' t' foam, shiver me timbers, until it was flush with t' top. Avast, me proud beauty! Then I Pushed my finger through and t' un-needed foam popped out t' be thrown away. Avast, me proud beauty! Ya scallywag!

Next I cut out four half circles from me balsa, which I traced from a plastic bowl. Avast! Begad! I glued t' pieces together t' form two equal circles. Ya scallywag! Avast! After that dried, me bucko, I oozed some wood glue on one face o' a circle and laid t' other circle on top o' it makin' sure me two center lines were perpendicular. Begad! Then I traced my engine mount tube onto t' center o' this doubled up circle, and cut the center out. Arrr! Avast!

I put t' engine hook into t' mount tube, held it thar with a piece of scotch tape. Avast, shiver me timbers, me proud beauty! I set t' styrofoam half-ball on top o' t' circle I had and then put t' engine mount in up through t' bottom. Avast! Begad! Then I glued t' styrofoam to the balsa with hot glue and also t' engine mount tube t' t' balsa from the bottom. T' final step o' t' build was t' cut a little hole in t' balsa to put me launch lug. Avast, me proud beauty! Avast! I used a hobby knife like a drill. Well, blow me down! I stuck in t' launch lug. Avast! Viola! I painted it chrome and waited t' fly me masterpiece. Arrr! Ahoy!

I used a C11-5 for me first flight. Aye aye! Ya scallywag! Cold day 47 degrees and a wind o' 10mph. A couple people expressed their doubts about t' glue holdin' up or t' launch lug bein' a little far out from t' center. I flew it nevertheless. Well, blow me down! Begad! Countdown went good and me saucer flew wonderfully. Ahoy! It made t' distinct sound I remember from t' first saucer I had seen. Arrr! I was so happy with how mine flew, shiver me timbers, I prepped it immediately and launched it a second time. Aye aye! This has been a lot o' fun. Begad! Arrr! Also, it should be noted that t' styrofoam did nay melt from t' ejection charge goin' off. Well, blow me down! There be a little bit o' a brown tint t' t' area around t' top of the engine, but nothin' drastic. Ahoy! Blimey! I guarantee I will Fly this saucer again, shiver me timbers, and again, matey, and again... Aye aye!