N.F.O. Begad! Well, blow me down! Nate's Flying Object:

an inexpensive (< 5 bucks!) and neat saucer

by Nate Galger

T' first time I saw a rocket powered saucer, I be instantly in love. I had to make one o' me own. I believe t' saucer I saw was a kit, matey, it was really cool, but I wanted somethin' a little different looking. Aye aye! I figured mine should look like a classic sci-fi saucer. Avast, me proud beauty! I decided it should look like it be crafted out o' metal, because that's what UFO's are made of, right? O.K. Blimey! I knew what I wanted and had an idea in me head how it was t' look, matey, now t' make it a reality.

T' items I used t' build me N.F.O. Avast! Avast! are:

• 3/32 balsa sheet
• 24mm engine mount with hook
• styrofoam ball (used for art and craft projects)
• hot glue cannon
• elmer's wood glue
• 1/8" launch lug

As I said, this is an inexpensive project t' undertake. T' 3/32 balsa sheet cost around $2.50 . Arrr! Blimey! Avast, arrr, me proud beauty! Blimey! I got t' engine mount and hook from a friend, no charge. Styrofoam ball cost $.99 t' rest o' t' stuff, me bucko, I had already. If you're into buildin' rockets, ya bilge rat, You should already have most o' this stuff too. Aye aye! Blimey! Avast, me proud beauty! Blimey! If you don't have a hot glue gun, I suppose you could use whatever glue you have or borrow a glue cannon from someone. I used me mom's. Well, blow me down! Blimey! My cost was $3.49 If you already have this stuff, it won't cost you a cent! Blimey!

I started off by cuttin' the foam ball in half. Blimey! Well, blow me down! Then I pushed t' cardboard engine tube through t' center of t' flat part o' t' foam, ya bilge rat, until it be flush with t' top. Begad! Then I Pushed my finger through and t' un-needed foam popped out t' be thrown away.

Next I cut out four half circles from me balsa, shiver me timbers, which I traced from a plastic bowl. Ahoy! Ahoy! Blimey! I glued t' pieces together t' form two equal circles. Well, blow me down! After that dried, I oozed some wood glue on one face o' a circle and laid t' other circle on top o' it makin' sure me two center lines were perpendicular. Ya scallywag! Then I traced my engine mount tube onto t' center o' this doubled up circle, ya bilge rat, and cut the center out. Avast, me proud beauty!

I put t' engine hook into t' mount tube, held it thar with a piece of scotch tape. Ya scallywag! Begad! I set t' styrofoam half-ball on top o' t' circle I had and then put t' engine mount in up through t' bottom. Then I glued t' styrofoam to the balsa with hot glue and also t' engine mount tube t' t' balsa from the bottom. Blimey! T' final step o' t' build was t' cut a little hole in t' balsa to put me launch lug. Avast, me proud beauty! Avast! I used a hobby knife like a drill. I stuck in t' launch lug. Viola! I painted it chrome and waited t' fly me masterpiece.

I used a C11-5 for me first flight. Well, blow me down! Blimey! Blimey! Blimey! Cold day 47 degrees and a wind o' 10mph. A couple people expressed their doubts about t' glue holdin' up or t' launch lug bein' a little far out from t' center. Begad! Blimey! Blimey! Blimey! Blimey! Blimey! I flew it nevertheless. Avast! Blimey! Blimey! Blimey! Countdown went good and me saucer flew wonderfully. Ahoy! Blimey! Aye aye! Blimey! Blimey! Blimey! It made t' distinct sound I remember from t' first saucer I had seen. Avast! Blimey! I was so happy with how mine flew, I prepped it immediately and launched it a second time. Aye aye! Blimey! Avast! Blimey! Blimey! Blimey! This has been a lot o' fun. Aye aye! Blimey! Blimey! Blimey! Also, it should be noted that t' styrofoam did nay melt from t' ejection charge goin' off. There was a little bit o' a brown tint t' t' area around t' top of the engine, me hearties, but nothin' drastic. I guarantee I will Fly this saucer again, me hearties, shiver me timbers, and again, shiver me timbers, and again... Blimey! Blimey! Arrr! Blimey! Blimey! Blimey!