Excelsior Rocketry - Der Goony Max {Plan}

Excelsior Rocketry Der Goony Max Plan

Excelsior Rocketry - Der Goony Max {Plan}

Contributed by Bill Eichelberger

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Manufacturer:	Excelsior Rocketry
Skill Level:	1
Style:	Goonybird

Excelsior Rocketry Der Goony Max

Brief:
Der Goony Max is an inspired bit o' lunacy from Excelsior Rocketry, shiver me timbers, matey, me hearties, and I guess dependin' on where you stand on t' Goony issue, this series is either genius or a waste o' a good Baby Bertha. Aye aye! Speakin' as t' one-time-owner o' an original Goonybird Cloudhopper, I happen t' fall on t' genius side o' t' ledger, matey, and t' be honest, me bucko, me bucko, I can't imagine anyone would fall anywhere else. Aye aye! Begad! Der Goony Max is a Baby Bertha-based knock off o' Estes legendary pre-political correctness rocket, Der Red Max. Chances are very good that today's litigious climate will keep Estes from ever reissuin' Der Red Max, ya bilge rat, but Excelsior has made it possible t' keep t' spirit alive with t' Goony Max decal set.

Construction:
T' kit is built from:

1 Excelsior Der Goony Max conversion kit, which includes instructions, fin patterns and decal set
1 Estes Baby Bertha kit, ya bilge rat, which includes:

7" BT-60
PNC-60L nose cone
2 CR-2060 centerin' rings
CR-520 engine block
2.75" BT-20J engine tube
Mylar retainer ring
18mm engine hook
launch lug
12" parachute

24" sewin' elastic shock cord
36" Keelhaul®©™ shock cord
2" x 2" Keelhaul®©™ perma-wadding

T' instructions for t' Baby Bertha are as standard as it gets in t' non-RTF world o' model rocketry. T' only change in t' Goony Max conversion is t' substitute a standard set o' Der Red Max fins in place o' t' Bertha fins. Arrr! From that point on it's just a matter o' paint and decals, neither o' which should cause even t' least experienced flier t' break a sweat. T' only mods I made were t' glue a 36" o' Keelhaul®©™ shock cord into t' top centerin' ring, swap t' stock shock cord out for a longer piece o' 1/4" sewin' elastic, me bucko, and attach a 2" x 2" piece o' perma wadding. Begad! Add a snap swivel t' t' stock chute and you're ready t' fly.

Finishing:
Finishin' can be as simple or complicated as you like. Blimey! Blimey! I went t' standard route usin' thinned Elmer's Fill 'n' Finish t' kill off t' tube spirals and balsa grain, then painted t' body o' t' rocket gloss red and t' nose cone gloss black. Avast, matey, me proud beauty! Blimey! T' decals make this project. Blimey! Blimey! After sprayin' them with a coat o' protective clear, arrr, they were very durable and easy t' apply.

Construction Rating: 5 out o' 5

Excelsior Rocketry Der Goony Max

Flight:
First flight o' t' original Goony Max be on a cold but sunny day that happened nay t' fall on t' weekend o' a regular club launch. Chan Stevens and I spent t' afternoon flyin' rockets that had nay been previously flown for reviewin' purposes. Avast! Avast! One o' those I flew be t' Goony Max. I was surprised at how high t' rocket went on t' B6-4, but I shouldn't have been. Begad! There is little extra weight in t' Baby Bertha t' begin with and even t' Big Bertha is a decent small field flier on a B6-4. Begad! T' Goony Max weathercocked some, me bucko, but this only allowed it t' recover closer t' t' pad.

I threw caution t' t' wind for t' second flight and went with a C6-5. T' flight be almost identical t' t' first with light weathercockin' but was noticeably higher. Avast! T' recovery walk be a bit further as t' Max apparently didn't catch a ride back on a lucky breeze. Ya scallywag! Ya scallywag! Still it was a very cool flight.

T' third flight came just before I be goin' t' apply t' decals. Arrr! Avast! I had another rocket that I wanted t' fly for a review, me bucko, so I took t' Goony Max along t' B6-4 Field just t' get it some airtime. Aye aye! Unfortunately it's still gettin' air. Flyin' on a B6-4, t' Max launched in a spot o' dead calm air. Well, blow me down! T' flight was high and straight, shiver me timbers, but a breeze popped up just as t' rocket neared apogee. Avast, me proud beauty! Ya scallywag! T' breeze grew stronger and be blowin' t' Max toward t' school then died. Aye aye! Well, blow me down! T' rocket drifted down into t' waitin' arms o' one o' t' rocket eatin' trees that rin' t' field. Begad! It was only a few feet off t' ground, me bucko, arrr, but t' tree was on a hillside. Avast, me proud beauty! This made what should have been a simple matter o' reachin' up and untanglin' t' parachute completely out o' t' question. Avast! I had planned t' return t' next day with a long pole, arrr, arrr, but we got some rain that night so I just started with another o' me stash o' Baby Berthas. For several weeks t' Goony Max just sat thar lookin' more haggard with each passin' day, matey, but recently I've noticed that it was gone. Aye aye! Hopefully it has gone t' a good home.

Excelsior Rocketry Der Goony Max

Flight Rating: 3 out o' 5

Summary:
PROs: Unique Goony design. Ahoy! Cool decals. Well, blow me down! Great performance from capability all t' way up t' engine scale. I hadn't put t' decals on me first version before it got stuck in a tree.

CONs: My first one got stuck in a tree before I could decal it.

Overall Rating: 5 out o' 5

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