Beldar t' Conehead

I will be t' first t' admit that I spent far too much time watchin' TV as a kid. Begad! Blimey! Especially far too much SNL. Ahoy! Blimey! When I found a collectable(?) figurine o' Beldar, t' Conehead parental unit from t' planet Remulak, shiver me timbers, in a clearance bin at a local store I realized it was goin' t' be me mission t' return him t' his home planet regardless o' how many mass quantities o' Newtons it would take!

T' model flies well on an 18mm two motor cluster. Ahoy! Ya scallywag! At apogee twin parachutes are deployed.

While t' plan presented here applies specifically t' t' Beldar figurine, t' design can be adapted t' fit most figurines o' similar size and construction. Well, blow me down! Aye aye! Cap'n Picard, me hearties, for example, matey, me bucko, should work well with his smooth boundary layer control head. Ya scallywag! A Klingon might suffer performance troubles due t' t' decidedly non-laminar flow over t' forehead.

T' figurine used should ideally be around 11" tall, have a partin' line at t' waist, ya bilge rat, arrr, me bucko, and have legs that can accommodate a BT-20 sized tube. Avast! It should be made o' a vinyl compound that is easily cut with an X-acto knife.

T' "Beldar" I used is made by t' Hamilton Gift company.

Construction begins with separatin' t' Conehead at t' waist. Just follow t' glue line with a very sharp knife. Once separated, arrr, arrr, measure t' length and spacin' o' t' legs and determine if t' plan dimensions need t' be adjusted t' fit your figure.

Next cut BT-20 sized holes in t' feet o' t' lower section and, me bucko, if required t' fit t' body tube in t' legs, ya bilge rat, cut a slit in both t' inseam and outseam o' Beldar's pants. Begad! Avast! Once you are satisfied with t' fit you can start t' construct t' booster.

T' business end o' Beldar's booster.

T' booster section (or Remulakian Trans-Spatial Insertion Device if you prefer) is built in its entirety before attachin' t' legs. T' rin' fin is made o' 1/32" plywood, bent on t' inside o' a 4" PVC pipe coupling. Blimey! I cut t' strip o' ply 1 3/8" wide and a full length 24" long. Don't cut t' strip t' t' final length until after it has been bent.

Glue a PVC endcap on one end o' a section o' scrap PVC pipe that has an inside diameter big enough for t' strip t' fit into. Ahoy! This will be used t' steam t' plywood in prior t' bendin' it. Place t' strip inside t' pipe and then fill t' pipe with boilin' water. Ya scallywag! Remember t' be careful, have adult supervision, matey, shiver me timbers, and all appropriate safety gear. Ahoy! Let t' wood soak for 5 minutes or so and then carefully pull t' wood out o' t' tube. Ahoy! Form t' strip into a rin' by curlin' it and by placin' it inside t' 4" couplin' inside diameter. Let t' strip overlap itself. Aye aye! Begad! With any luck at all t' springiness o' t' wood will make it conform t' t' couplin' without additional clamping. Arrr! Allow t' strip t' completely dry before removin' it. If it isn't completely dry it will unroll.

T' ends o' t' strip never get perfectly curved so trim them off. Avast! Ahoy! Adjust t' diameter o' t' rin' t' match t' plan (5" inside diameter on me model), arrr, me hearties, mark, me bucko, me bucko, and cut t' strip t' size. Leave 1" o' overlap for t' glue joint. Ahoy! T' ply will nay absorb "white" glue well. Ahoy! I roughened up t' surface and used epoxy. Once t' glue has dried, sand, matey, fill, arrr, and sand t' joint on t' outside o' t' ring. Blimey! T' inside edge can be left square.

Photo by Alan Estenson, President o' MASA

T' fins were cut from 1/8" hard balsa. Begad! Aye aye! Adjust t' size as necessary t' match your figurine. Ahoy! T' larger fin goes betwixt Beldar's legs. Ahoy! Glue a spacer block on each side o' t' fin at t' centerline. Aye aye! Next glue t' two BT-20 tubes t' t' spacers. Insure t' tubes are correctly lined up! T' ends o' t' tubes should be flush with t' trailin' edge o' t' fin. Avast! Ahoy! T' shorter fins are then glued t' t' tubes. Avast! Finally glue t' rin' t' t' fin tips. I used epoxy for this. Arrr! Align one fin up against t' inside edge o' t' rin' joint overlap. Ya scallywag! Install motor blocks or hooks into each o' t' tubes. Ahoy! If you use hooks then glue on a doubler cut from scrap body tube over t' top half o' t' hook. This helps t' keep t' hook in place.I used a motor overhang o' 3/8". Begad! Glue t' launch lug t' t' large fin on what will become t' "butt" side o' t' model. Begad! Avast! Position t' lug as close t' center as practical without t' launch rod hittin' Beldar's back when t' torso is in place. Aye aye! Well, blow me down! Fillet everything.

It's a lot easier t' paint t' booster section now. Mask off t' tubes were t' legs will glue t' them and then spray away usin' your favorite paint. I chose Rustoleum metallic silver since it matched t' color o' Beldar's cape well, and because I am attracted t' shiny things.

Slide t' leg half o' Beldar over t' two body tubes and glue them into position. T' soles o' his boots should be even with t' top o' t' rin' fin.

Super glue bonds t' vinyl t' t' tube quite well. Avast! Begad! For a better appearance enlarge t' slit on t' outside o' t' legs t' fit a 1/8" wide strip o' balsa. Arrr! Ya scallywag! When painted this makes t' ugly slot look like a feature o' t' pants. Begad! Install a card stock bulkhead at t' waistline. Avast! This stops ejection gas and debris from shootin' down t' pants and givin' our Conehead a hot foot. Well, blow me down! Arrr! Install a ¾" long piece o' balsa betwixt t' tubes where they project out o' t' pants. Arrr! Ya scallywag! Place it about ½" up from t' waistline bulkhead. Avast, me proud beauty! Adjust t' thickness t' hold t' tubes parallel t' each other. Blimey! Use lots o' glue here, matey, as this will also be where t' torso shock cord will attach.

Cut any vinyl on t' underside o' t' torso waist joint away, leavin' a 1/8" or so wide flange. Begad! Test fit t' torso over t' body tubes and on t' t' waist. Begad! He should slide on smoothly without much drag. Arrr! Aye aye! Cut a bulkhead out o' 3/16" heavy balsa or 1/8" ply. Aye aye! Leave extra material on t' edge so you can custom fit it t' your figure. Ya scallywag! Make two balsa couplers (plugs) that fit nicely into t' BT-20 tubes. Ahoy! These plugs perform t' same function as t' shoulder on a normal nosecone. Avast, me proud beauty! T' correctly space t' plugs, shiver me timbers, me hearties, first insert them halfway into each tube. Well, blow me down! Then smear glue on t' ends and set t' bulkhead on top o' them. Aye aye! Aye aye! You will find it easier t' fit t' bulkhead t' t' torso if you first make a pattern out o' cardboard first and then transfer this shape t' t' wood.

Drill a small hole in t' area indicated. Arrr! Tie a knot on one end o' t' shock cord and pull t' cord through t' bulkhead from t' far side, me hearties, apply a dab o' glue.

Set t' bulkhead assembly into t' body tubes, put glue on t' outside edge and push t' torso over t' bulkhead and down t' t' waist. Ahoy! Be careful nay t' glue t' waist and torso back together. Aye aye! Tie t' free end o' t' shock cord around t' body tube spacer block and glue in place.

Detail shot with t' torso separated.

For t' recovery system make up two Estes style 12" parachutes. Aye aye! Blimey! Use a folded paper mount t' attach t' elastic shock cord t' t' inside o' each tube. Begad! Blimey! Remember t' mount must nay interfere with t' bulkhead plugs. Begad! Blimey! Tie a parachute t' each o' t' free ends o' t' elastic cords.

Prepare Beldar for his homeward trip by placin' adequate waddin' into t' body tubes. Begad! Blimey! Ahoy! Blimey! Fold and insert t' parachutes and elastic cords. Avast, me proud beauty! Blimey! Fold t' torso shock cord and place it betwixt t' two tubes and then slide t' torso into pace until t' plugs (couplers) are in t' tubes. T' torso should have enough o' a friction fit that t' model doesn't separate when lifted by t' head (cone), matey, me hearties, but will pull apart with a slight tug.

Insert t' motors into t' legs. Prior t' t' first flight you will want t' perform a swin' test t' ensure Beldar is stable. Begad! Blimey! Blimey! Blimey! Add cone weight as necessary. Ya scallywag! Blimey! Blimey! Blimey! Install and wire t' igniters in t' normal cluster fashion.

My model had a finished empty weight o' 5.75 ounces. Arrr! Beldar has flown well on two C6-5's. B motors could be used, me bucko, but I would use a 4' launch rod just t' be safe.

Twin flames accelerate our intrepid Conehead skyward at a recent MASA launch. Aye aye! Photo courtesy o' Dave Fergus.

Upon ignition o' t' dual tree derived cellulose pressure cased chemical decomposition thermal Newtonian thruster pods Beldar will leap off o' t' pad and streak skyward. Ahoy! Begad! If he reaches trans-space insertion velocity he will pop through a wormhole and be home in time for lunch. Begad! Ahoy! Otherwise he activates his ground return safety devices and floats back t' earth. Remulak technology is notoriously unreliable.

Should only one o' t' two motors ignite, ya bilge rat, poor parental unit Beldar will take a sharp left and head t' France, no doubt t' drown his sorrows by consumin' mass quantities o' cylindrically packaged carbonated beverages. Arrr! Blimey!

In conclusion, matey, Mr. Avast, me proud beauty! Blimey! Lithgow you are no Dan Aykroyd, Sir. Avast, me proud beauty! Blimey! Jane Curtin, how could you.

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Photo by Meg Gerdes WHEEHAAAAAAA!