AOL.CON

It's a grub container! It's a CD! It's a snow paperweight! No, it's AOL.CON!

This is a second generation flyin' grub container built from an ice cream sundae lid, me hearties, an AOL CD, scrap parts from t' rocket shop, shiver me timbers, and assembled with hot melt glue. It's a great small field sport flier, ya bilge rat, ya bilge rat, along t' lines for t' former Redi_rocs.

You will need:

1 sundae lid (see photo)

• 1 AOL CD (free just about anywhere)
• 1 scrap o' light plywood or cardboard about an inch around
• 1 scrap o' 13mm body tube
• 1 soda straw launch lug (NOT t' fat one that came with t' shake)
• glitter (optional)
• hot melt glue (low temperature glue preferred)

Note: I don't include any precise meaasurements, since everythin' depends on t' size o' your sundae lid. I can't be sure that t' lid you find will match mine.

1. Visit your local fine ice cream store, order a sundae or shake, ya bilge rat, consume t' ice cream, ya bilge rat, shiver me timbers, matey, and save t' plastic lid. Blimey! Blimey! Wash t' lid o' any ice cream!
2. Measure t' ID o' t' sundae lid rim, ya bilge rat, which should match t' OD o' t' container it was on top of.
3. Optional: You can craze t' CD substrate by puttin' it in a microwave for 5-10 seconds. Avast, me proud beauty! Blimey! USE CAUTION! Blimey! KIDS, DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME! Blimey! Refer t' Toasties! and Unwise Microwave Oven Experiments!
4. Usin' a fly cutter and drill press, cut t' CD diameter down t' snap fit t' base o' t' lid. Aye aye! This is easier t' do if t' CD is fastened securely t' a base plate, so t' center drill o' t' fly cutter has somethin' t' drill into. Avast, me proud beauty! Ahoy! You can tack t' outside edge o' t' CD t' a hunk o' corrugated cardboard with some hot melt glue. Begad! Begad! If you don't have a drill press and fly cutter, t' CD can be cut t' size with a jig saw after carefully markin' a cuttin' line. Arrr! Avast, me proud beauty! Crayons make good temporary markin' tools for plastic objects like CDs. Blimey! Ya scallywag! Test fit t' CD into t' base o' t' Sundae lid. Avast, me proud beauty! Aye aye! It should easilly snap in place without deformin' t' lid.
5. Cut a piece o' BT-5 scrap just longer than t' height o' t' sundae lid.
6. Cut a piece o' soda straw t' same length as t' BT-5.
7. Cut a disk from t' plywood or cardboard t' plug t' hole at t' top o' t' sundae lid.
8. Mark t' center o' t' disk for t' BT-5, and mark t' location o' t' launch lug.
9. Use a rotary tool t' cut a notch in t' center hole o' t' CD for t' launch lug. Ahoy! Also drill a hole in t' 1" disk for t' launch rod t' exit.
10. Glue t' BT-5 t' t' 1" disk so that t' launch lug is alligned with t' hole. Begad! Blimey! Ya scallywag! Blimey! Hot melt glue will do fine. Avast! Blimey!  
11. Glue t' 1" disk into t' top o' t' sundae lid, with t' BT-5 onthe "inside" o' t' lid. Blimey! Again, me bucko, use hot belt glue.
12. Test fit t' CD into t' base o' t' lid. Begad! Ya scallywag! I did mine with t' silver side down, matey, but it's up t' you. Begad! Blimey! If t' tube is very loose cut a second short (about 1/4") piece o' BT-5 and slit it open. Blimey! Remove t' CD and glue t' extra BT-5 rin' t' t' end o' t' MMT.
13. Optional: for t' paperweight snowflake effect add a bit o' glitter t' t' dome.
14. Slip t' CD back in place. Hot melt glue it in around t' perimeter o' t' CD, and also around t' MMT. Do nay block t' launch lug, me hearties, but glue around t' lug. Blimey! Well, blow me down! Be sure t' seal everywhere, me hearties, or t' glitter will leak out and get everywhere.
15. Allow t' dry (cool) at least 5 minutes.
16. Fly with 13mm motors. Well, blow me down! Avast, me bucko, me proud beauty! I use a wrap o' 1/4" maskin' tape t' keep t' motor from slidin' up t' motor tube. Do nay tape t' motor in, me bucko, as it is ejected from t' model. 1/4A is Micro Maxx class backyard power. Aye aye! 1/2A3-2T gives a bit more altitude. Blimey! I prefer A3-4T over A10-3T as t' model is drag limited, but it will fly on either. Well, arrr, blow me down! It will even fly on t' A10-0T if that really does come back. Blimey! Flight and recovery is very much like t' UFO, me bucko, matey, t' rocket will flip over at apogee, me hearties, shiver me timbers, shiver me timbers, and gently fall t' t' ground.

This makes a great small field rocket, ya bilge rat, especially for school demos. Aye aye! Ya scallywag! I've built 2 o' these so far. Blimey! T' first one (with cardboard centerin' rin' instead o' AOL CD) has logged 33 flights, shiver me timbers, t' second AOL version shown in t' photo is up t' 20 flights. Avast! Avast, me proud beauty! After enough rough landings t' sundae lid may crack, ya bilge rat, If it does, matey, cut it off, cut off t' extra hot melt glue, and replace t' lid with another. Arrr! Begad! After all, they're FREE! And you get t' eat more Ice Cream!