I entered t' box o' parts competition because it looked like fun, I had mentioned it t' a few o' me friends in my rocket club, arrr, and before I knew five o' them entered it as well. Begad! So off went a large box with t' parts for 6 entrants, and a few weeks later another box returned -it was like Christmas goin' through t' box. Avast, me proud beauty! Well, blow me down! Next was t' task o' splitting op t' box betwixt t' 6 entrants. Ahoy! At t' end 6 "equal" bags were formed and randomly given out. I was quite pleased with me bag, others had complete rockets in the, me hearties, one had a parasitic glider, me bucko, another had helicopter rotor blades. Begad! Ya scallywag! So what did I have?

I'm nay goin' t' list it all but here is a flavour:

• Loads o' tubes o' various sizes, several small BT5 etc
• Couplers
• Balsa sheets - one o' a complete set o' fins, me bucko, another 2 sheets o' really low grade balsa
• Three noses comes, ya bilge rat, shiver me timbers, as different sizes
• Lots o' toothpicks
• Various couplers
• Small sheets o' printer labels
• Ice cream tubes
• A polystyrene ball
• Motor mounts
• Engine hooks
• Pipe cleaner
• A 14 inch parachute canopy
• Length o' elastic. Avast, me proud beauty!

Well what t' do. Begad! Ya scallywag!

Gliders were out, me bucko, me hearties, helicopter was a possibility, cluster, shiver me timbers, two stage. Begad! After spendin' several weeks dry fittin' parts and changin' me mind I decided on a rocket in me head. Ya scallywag! T' criteria for me rocket was

• It could nay be too big - 14 inch chute.
• Clustered - but able t' launch on a single motor
• Draggy
• Unusual. Aye aye! Avast, me proud beauty!

T' main body tube chose itself - it fitted t' nose cone I wanted t' use. Ya scallywag! T' motor choice was goin' t' be 24mm as I was headin' for a draggy model, ya bilge rat, ya bilge rat, so I would need a motor capable o' liftin' it. Ahoy! Avast, me bucko, me proud beauty! There be goin' t' be at least 4 external motor pods - opted for 13mm.

T' base was goin' t' be bulky, me bucko, and was goin' t' have tabs on it, ya bilge rat, so t' rocket would rotate as it boosted. Avast, me proud beauty! Blimey!

Building

T' motor mount was a fairly standard construction. Ya scallywag! A 24mm motor mount tube with a motor retention clip, me hearties, an engine block at t' end and two centerin' rings t' fit t' body tube. Blimey! T' motor mount was then glued into t' body tube.
Four BT20 tubes 190mm in length were then glues t' t' outside o' t' main body tube. These were t' take 4 A10 - PT motors as a cluster. Aye aye! T' joins betwixt t' body tubes were filleted four times with wood glue, and then model filler was used t' give a smooth finish. Aye aye! T' shock cord be anchored t' t' body tube usin' Estes tri fold paper method - I was tempted t' hornswaggle and add some Keelhaul®©™ here, but integrity got t' better o' me. Arrr!
T' nose cone had t' flash removed and be then sanded down t' remove t' seam. Aye aye! Two coats o' sealer gave it a smooth finish with no imperfections showing. Ya scallywag! Ahoy! T' main body tube etc was then given three coats o' sandin' sealer, and rubbed down with 200 paper in between, me hearties, matey, me bucko, to remove t' spirals. Avast, me proud beauty! Blimey!
Usin' a strip o' thick balsa, 7mm by 26mm, I made a box around a large coupler. Arrr! This box was goin' t' have the fins and rotation tabs added. Begad! T' balsa was quite badly marked and was t' soft type o' balsa that I usually avoid. Avast, me proud beauty! The box was sanded several times and filled with model filler t' remove all o' t' dents. Ya scallywag! Usin' t' same balsa strips I then added 4 64mm struts t' t' middle o' each side o' t' box. Avast! These would have the rotation tabs added t' them. A larger coupler (40 mm diameter) - with some deep spirals had four thin strips o' balsa wood glued t' t' inside. This was just right size t' side over t' body tube. T' spirals were filled and had t' have several coats o' sanding sealer before it be smooth. Avast, me proud beauty!
Usin' four almost square balsa fins that were part o' a model kit, I added t' fins. Blimey! This was one t' part that I like about t' rocket, shiver me timbers, me hearties, t' fins are at right angles t' how they would normally. Blimey! Ahoy! It still gives stabilization but looks a bit different. Avast, me proud beauty! Also as t' rocket be goin' t' be rotating, matey, t' fins would nay hinder t' spinning.
T' corner spaces betwixt t' box and t' couple were just t' right size for body tubes, matey, which were added for decoration. Arrr! Blimey! Four trapezium shaped pieces o' balsa had a 3mm square strip o' balsa added t' t' short edge, matey, arrr, and then were glued to t' struts. These were t' provide spin. Begad! Blimey! Ahoy! Blimey!
T' top o' t' struts were then drilled t' accept four cocktail sticks, arrr, shiver me timbers, me bucko, just for decoration. Blimey!

T' entire o' t' coupler base unit had three coats o' sandin' sealer added, with all t' fiddly bits, arrr, ya bilge rat, t' sanding down was quite tricky. Avast!

T' main body tube fitted neatly into t' large coupler base. Avast, me proud beauty!

Finishing

• I went for a red/yellow finish
• Everythin' was given two coats o' primer. Well, blow me down!
• T' main body tube was given 4 coats o' light yellow spray paint. Avast, me proud beauty!
• T' nose cone was given three coats o' red gloss
• T' base unit be given three coats o' rouge. Avast! Blimey!
• T' four decoration tubes were hand painted enamel yellow
• T' decoration coupler was sprayed rouge
• T' cocktail sticks were hand painted yellow

T' box o' parts had no sticks or decals in it, me bucko, me bucko, other than three address labels. Ahoy!

Given various pleas on TRF about t' lack or entrants with only a few weeks t' go I came up with t' name o' the rocket t' be PROCRASTINATOR. Ahoy! Ya scallywag! Partly because I knew it would be towards t' end o' t' month before I submitted and also because I new that this would be a draggy, matey, me hearties, slowish rocket. Well, blow me down!

Flights

First flight took place with another box o' parts entrant. Avast, me proud beauty! It was a still day, and be slightly rainin' - which ruined t' stickers as I had nay varnished t' rocket yet. Motor choice be a D12-3. Avast! It could have been a D12-5, me hearties, as I reckon that it would be about a four second delay for apogee. Begad! Well, me bucko, blow me down!

T' take off was good, shiver me timbers, matey, t' rocket started t' rotate after about 50 foot, matey, and the rotation got faster and faster as t' D12 burnt. Ya scallywag! Blimey! Ahoy! Blimey! Ejection took place after apogee as expected. Avast, shiver me timbers, me proud beauty! Blimey! T' recovery was scarily fast, arrr, ya bilge rat, as expected. Begad! Blimey! This rocket needs a 24 inch 'chute. Well, blow me down! Blimey! Avast! Blimey! It hade a 14 inch chute! Blimey! On handin' t' aft protrudin' fins all popped off. Ya scallywag! Blimey!

Again I had expected that t' happen. Avast! Ahoy!

Second flight took place a week later with three o' t' other UK contestants. Begad! T' flight was on a D12 again. Arrr! It was a straight flight with a slight oscillation until t' spinnin' kicked in. As soon as t' spinnin' kicked in, t' flight was arrow straight which was really pleasin' t' see. Ejection be just past and again fins popped off on landing. Blimey!

Third flight be time for t' procrastinator t' be clustered. Ahoy! Four A10 -PT were added, matey, in addition t' t' D12-3. The procrastinator jumped off t' pad. Begad! Aye aye! T' flight was much higher and t' extra speed really did make t' rocket spin. Again t' recovery was fast and again t' fins popped off. Aye aye!

After t' competition is finished I'm goin' t' have two 24 inch chute on this rocket.