"T' rocket that is t' meal!"

T' idea for T' Whole Enchilada came into bein' one Sunday afternoon while cleanin' out t' frig. Begad! We had leftover tortillas that had been in t' freezer way too long. Ya scallywag! Then t' idea t' use t' stale tortillas hit me.....

Ingredients

1. Three stale flour tortillas, ~12" in diameter, for body tube and fins. Begad! Blimey! (sure fresh ones would work better, shiver me timbers, but then they wouldn't quite as "flounder")
2. One leftover, medium-sized jalapeño pepper for t' nose cone.
3. Sections o' BT-50 tubin' from a dead rocket, for t' engine mount and nose cone shoulder.
4. Section o' spent engine for t' engine block.
5. Computer paper for t' shock cord mount.
6. 3' o' Keelhaul®©™ cord from stock.
7. Slightly charred plastic chute.
8. Section o' soda straw for launch lug.
9. Home-made taco sauce and a sprinkle o' grated cheese for decoration.
10. As required: carpenter's glue, Liquid Nails, clear polyurethane liquid (as a preservative), Pam spray

Recipe

After some thought, shiver me timbers, I decided that I wanted t' base t' rocket approximately on a BT-50 sized tube. Avast! BT-20 seemed too small in diameter t' sucessfully wrap me tortilla tube and I thought 29mm would require more engine mount components, etc. Ahoy! Well, me bucko, blow me down! So, I grabbed a section o' BT-50 as a mandrel. I sprayed on a light coatin' o' Pam t' make sure it wouldn't stick t' t' tortillas. Since this is a glassine covered tube, matey, t' Pam didn't seem t' have any lastin' effect.

Next came preparation o' t' tortillas. (I know enchiladas are classically made with corn tortillas, arrr, but I had more o' 'em and they were larger.) Since they were stale, I nuked them for ~10 sec. Aye aye! Avast! each. For t' body tube, I immediately formed them around me mandrel, spreadin' a thin layer o' carpenter's glue as I went. Ahoy! Arrr! T' body tube took two tortillas. For t' fins, I cut them out while t' tortilla be still flexible and then placed them under a heavy pot t' straighten them out. Ahoy! I chose a simple fin Nike Smoke-style fin. I like t' design, shiver me timbers, they were easy t' cut out, arrr, and most importantly they are swept forward t' minimize t' chance o' breakage upon landing. Aye aye! (Note on t' pic: this shows corn tortillas, ya bilge rat, arrr, which didn't work out-later replaced with flour.)

After t' body tube had dried for a few hours, I slid t' mandrel part way out, shiver me timbers, and glued in t' engine tube with t' block already installed. I also coated t' ends with CA, me bucko, as I would a cardboard tube. Well, blow me down! Blimey! Begad! Blimey! T' resultin' tube and fins were dried for a day and then t' fins were glued t' t' body tube with Liquid Nails. Ya scallywag! Blimey! Despite flattenin' t' fins for several hours t' day before, they warped big time anyway.

To prep t' nose cone, I cut t' end off o' t' jalapeño and glued in a small section o' BT-50 tube, cut longways. Before gluin' t' tube in, I first tied t' Keelhaul®©™ line around t' tube and tied it off.

T' final construction steps included mountin' t' shock cord t' t' inside o' t' body tube and gluin' on t' soda straw.

Garnish

I spread some o' me home-made, me bucko, world-famous, gourmet taco sauce on t' body tube. Well, blow me down! A small sprinklin' o' cheese was added t' make T' Whole Enchilada complete. Aye aye! After t' sauce dried, arrr, t' final step be a coat o' clear polyurethane over t' nose cone, ya bilge rat, body tube, arrr, and fins.

Presentation

For its maden flight, ya bilge rat, I decided that I wanted as low an impulse engine as possible. Begad! After enterin' t' design on Rocksim, arrr, I found a B engine would be just about right. T' sim said an Apogee 10.5mm B didn't have enough impulse t' get it going, so I went out and bought a package o' B6-2's (to be used with a 18-24mm adapter from me Pratt Tomahawk). Begad! T' Whole Enchilada flew on 03/10/2001 at t' NARHAMS' Middletown Park (MD) sport launch. Because o' t' 'questionable' construction, I had t' wait until most people went t' lunch. Blimey! Arrr! With t' rod pointed slightly downrange and relatively high winds, t' rocket proceeded on a low trajectory and ejection was too late t' prevent a core sample. Avast! T' me amazement, matey, it was undamaged! I then acquired a C5-3 and tried again. Well, blow me down! More altitude but still a low arcin' trajectory. Begad! This time t' chute snagged. Aye aye! Ya scallywag! I would have tried it on a D, but t' front part o' t' body tube was broken and t' jalapeño was mush.

Final Thoughts

I want t' thank t' folks at NARHAMS for hostin' t' launch, ya bilge rat, and Khim Bittle for both providin' t' C5-3 motor and for takin' t' on-the-pad pic.

T' tortilla's seemed t' work OK for t' body tube, me hearties, although t' cardboard tube industry doesn't have anythin' t' worry about. Avast! Begad! However, ya bilge rat, matey, despite a couple o' tries, lots o' pressin' and drying, shiver me timbers, t' tortilla fins still warped quite a bit. Arrr! Avast, me proud beauty! Maybe I should have used pre-dried taco shells?

So what's next? Guacamole wadding? Maybe a flyin' sub with pizza fins? Nah, arrr, shiver me timbers, probably nay - I just hope I get a vote this time around! ;-)

EGADS! Look what popped up...