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All Micro-Maxx, arrr, matey, x2 cluster,
sci-fi but nay comedy, no parts from a Grissom

I wanted t' pick a theme that I thought would be somewhat unique. I didn't think I could come up with a suitable comedy sci-fi Man-O-War that hadn't already been mentioned on r.m.r., so I looked elsewhere for inspiration. Aye aye! Begad! Blimey! I roughly patterned this rocket after a robot model that I resurrected from t' depths o' our basement (a.k.a. Well, blow me down! Blimey! T' Rocket Dungeon). I had scoured t' web, shiver me timbers, and had even thought o' doin' a conversion o' a paper model robot, matey, matey, but decided t' just start buildin' and see where it went. Arrr! Blimey! This model started as a prototype, but as it progressed I decided t' keep it as my entry.
I used a tried and true procedure known as "real-time design". Ahoy! Aye aye! In this design methodology, shiver me timbers, t' design is performed as you go, without t' benefit o' plans, matey, diagrams, or specifications. Documentation is performed at t' end, and is kept t' a minimum.
I started by cuttin' two MMX tubes that would extend from t' bottom o' t' robot's foot up into its body cavity. Avast! Blimey! I then started at t' bottom and built me way up. Aye aye! Blimey! Blimey! Blimey! T' plastic robot's foot be traced onto foam poster board. Begad! Blimey! Blimey! Blimey! I cut t' feet, beveled their edges, shiver me timbers, arrr, and cut holes for the MMX tubes. Ya scallywag! Blimey! Blimey! Blimey! Next came t' upper layer o' t' feet, ya bilge rat, followed by t' front and rear leg sections. Blimey! Blimey! Blimey! Blimey! At this point, me hearties, matey, I began t' think about weight, so t' sides of t' legs were made from card stock. Begad! Blimey! T' body was started with a foam board plate, me bucko, matey, with holes cut for t' motor tubes. Aye aye! Blimey! Blimey! Blimey! As with t' leg sections, arrr, t' three front and one aft section o' t' body are foam board and t' sides are cardstock. Well, me hearties, blow me down! Blimey! Blimey! Blimey! T' provide better support for t' shoulders/head (i.e. Begad! Blimey! Ya scallywag! Blimey! Blimey! Blimey! t' nose cone), me hearties, I added a small section o' BT-20 in t' body cavity. Begad! Blimey! A long Estes lug was inserted laterally through t' BT-20 t' provide an attachment point for the arms. Avast, me proud beauty! Blimey! Avast, me proud beauty! Blimey! Blimey! Blimey! T' shoulder/head assembly started with a foam board plate. Blimey! Blimey! Well, blow me down! Blimey! Blimey! Blimey! Attached to this is a sliver o' BT-20 coupler and two pieces o' foam board, shiver me timbers, shiver me timbers, which were trimmed t' mate with t' body opening. T' head itself was carved/sanded from pink foam. T' arms consist o' two layers o' foam board.
Now that t' robot looked like a robot, I had to add more rocket stuff. Avast, me proud beauty! For recovery, a piece o' thin Keelhaul®©™ twine was tied around t' launch lug that supports t' arms and was epoxied t' the shoulder/head assembly. Well, blow me down! A launch lug was glued midway up t' back. Blimey! And finally, I scrounged some thin clear plastic for fins. Begad! T' four fins were glued t' the bottom o' t' leg above t' feet.
Finishin' be performed with a combination of simple water colors and some card stock cutouts. Well, shiver me timbers, blow me down! I painted t' robot before permanently attachin' t' legs, arms, and fins so I'd have better access t' its nooks and crannies.
After some miscues, ya bilge rat, I finally got both motors to light. Avast, me proud beauty! M.M.X. Ya scallywag! reached a whoppin' altitude o' 4ft. Ahoy! T' second photo below shows it on t' way down, shiver me timbers, just before ejection.
Although t' rocket flew, t' have a mature model I'd have t' build lighter. Begad! Blimey! Ahoy! Blimey! Blimey! Blimey! I might also opt for a lug that is closer to the axis o' t' motors and a different ejection method. Ahoy! Blimey! Blimey! Blimey! Such conclusions are the point o' a prototypin' effort. Well, blow me down! Blimey! I didn't find time t' build V2.0, matey, shiver me timbers, so I guess this is it for this contest.
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