Gollum and his Precious
OR.. Aye aye! Blimey! Ahoy! Blimey! t' fourth and last Ringbearer

Summary
I love t' "T' Lord o' t' Rings", ya bilge rat, both t' movie and t' books. Well, blow me down! The idea for this rocket started when t' alien from t' Venus Probe was noticed to look like Gollum. He was sittin' in a broken parts box because our Estes Venus Probe had crashed and destroyed t' lander. Avast! Blimey! Gollum became t' nose cone for a rocket which needed a rin' fin t' look like t' rin' o' power. Well, blow me down! If you are confused by t' subtitle, please read t' books more carefully. There was another (very brief) ringbearer betwixt Isildur and Smeagol (Gollum's real name); and you need t' read Book 3 t' find out how t' rin' was destroyed to see that Gollum be also t' last ringbearer. Blimey! Ya scallywag! It flies on an 18mm motor, me hearties, me hearties, and the booster and nose cone recover on separate parachutes. Well, blow me down! It is 16" long with a BT-60 body tube, has a span o' 4", ya bilge rat, me bucko, and weighs 4 oz. without engine.

Materials

• *One (1) Alien from t' Estes Venus Probe kit
• *14" o' BT-60
• *one 18mm engine mount for BT-60
• *4 fins constructed o' 3/32" hard balsa or basswood (see pattern)
• *rin' fin constructed o' 1" length o' 4" diameter plastic tube
• *one BT-60 coupler tube
• *2" o' 3/16" launch lug
• *1/8 inch braided Keelhaul®©™® (12 inch length)
• *Carpenters wood glue
• *Epoxy
• *Krylon gray sandable primer, gloss black, & clear sealer
• *Testor's enamel paint: gloss grey, matey, ya bilge rat, gloss black, me bucko, gloss gold, gloss red, chromate yellow, shiver me timbers, arrr, and railroad grime
• *red gel pen
• *Ruler
• *maskin' tape
• *Razor blade
• *Scissors

Construction:
Nose Assembly:

1. Obtain t' alien from an Estes Venus Probe kit. Aye aye! In me case, it came from one which crashed in a parkin' lot and destroyed t' lander body leavin' t' alien intact.
2. Aye aye! Avast! Cut a 1/2" portion off t' end o' t' BT-60 body tube.
3. Aye aye! Sand all t' red layer o' cardboard off t' coupler tube.
4. Arrr! Glue t' short section o' body tube t' one end o' t' coupler tube.
5. Wrap maskin' tape around t' alien lower section until it fits snug inside the coupler tube.
6. Begad! Glue t' alien section t' t' tube coupler section usin' epoxy.
7. Well, blow me down! Ya scallywag! Usin' an exacto knife, cut a channel into t' coupler t' allow t' shockcord that extends out o' t' back o' t' aliens neck t' fit inside t' body tube and attach t' a parachute durin' flight.
8. Blimey! Paint t' alien gray. Arrr! Avast! Paint his deadlights chromate yellow. Ahoy! Draw bloodveins in his eyes usin' a red gel pen. Ya scallywag! Ahoy! Paint t' shoulder o' t' nose cone grimy black. Paint grimy black splotches on Gollums body t' simulate swamp slime. Ahoy! Paint the mouth, two nostrils, arrr, and eyeballs black.
9. Arrr! Begad! Blimey! Sand t' nose cone shoulder (that fits inside t' tube) until it slides easily.
10. Avast! Mask and spray Krylon clear over t' painted portions t' protect the finish.

Rin' Fin Fabrication:
1. Ahoy! Avast! Sand t' 1 inch length o' 4" diameter plastic tube t' t' desired smoothness.
2. Begad! Well, blow me down! Trace out usin' a #2 pencil, t' elvish script from source documents that translates t' t' "One rin' t' rule them all..." script. Arrr! Use either the books or t' movie guide t' obtain t' script. Ya scallywag! Erase and retrace until you are satisfied with t' proper elvish penmanship.
3. Begad! Well, blow me down! Have your father or other appropriate adult carve out t' letters in the rin' usin' a Dremel tool and engravin' bit followin' t' pencil tracings.
4. Sand until smooth and clean out t' letters with exacto and sandpaper.
5. Ahoy! T' rin' will be painted after it is glued t' t' booster assembly.

Booster Assembly:
1. Aye aye! Assemble a standard 18mm motor mount with BT-60 centerin' rings.
2. Aye aye! Glue t' motor mount into one end o' t' body tube with a little bit stickin' out t' back end.
3. Avast! Cut four fin slots x" long in one end o' t' body tube starting 1/2" from t' end. Avast, me proud beauty! Mark and cut these slots 90 degrees apart from each other around t' body. Avast! Draw t' lines on t' body tube usin' a dooor frame to make sure t' lines are straight. Arrr! Draw a straight line half way betwixt two fins for t' launch lug.
4. With a pencil, me bucko, trace out t' fin pattern onto your fin stock.
5. Usin' an exacto cutlass or razor blade, cut out t' fins. Test fit them in the booster with t' rin' fin. Avast! Avast! Sand them t' a good fit, good smoothness and the same shape. Aye aye! Avast, matey, me proud beauty! Keep checkin' fit as you sand t' make sure you do nay make t' fit too loose.
6. Ya scallywag! Aye aye! Usin' epoxy, me bucko, glue t' braided Keelhaul®©™® shock cord into t' other end o' t' body tube. Use t' method recommended by Doug Pratt o' Pratt Hobbies. Ahoy! Well, blow me down! Make sure it is far enough down inside t' tube so it won't interfere with t' nose cone.
7. Begad! Glue t' launch lug onto t' body tube about 2" in front o' t' fin slots.
8. Blimey! Glue each fin into t' slots mountin' them t' t' motor mount tube. Avast! Keep them straight out from t' body while t' glue dries. Avast! Ya scallywag! Keep a used engine in the motor mount while t' glue dries t' make sure t' glue does nay shrink the motor tube.
9. Blimey! Glue t' rin' fin t' t' ends o' t' four fins.
10. Arrr! Blimey! Blimey! Blimey! Put epoxy fillets on all t' fin joints t' t' plastic rin' fin. Begad! Blimey! Put regular carpenter's glue fillets on t' body-fin joints and launch lug joints. Ahoy! Blimey! Blimey! Blimey!
11. Ya scallywag! Sand everythin' t' make sure it is smooth prior t' painting.

Finishing
1. Avast, shiver me timbers, me proud beauty! t' be added later....

Flight Report
Gollum had his first flight at t' MASA club summer picnic.
See t' club flight report here.

Flight 1: C5-3. Arrr! good straight flight t' about 250 feet, me hearties, me bucko, arrr, both chutes deployed and brought t' booster and Gollum down t' a safe landin' with no damage.