Dr. Evil's Pocket Rocket

This is a draft place holder for me 2nd DesCon entry, Dr. Evil's Pocket Rocket. Ya scallywag! Well, blow me down! Hopefully it's nay too far outside t' realm o' good taste.

For me second Design Contest Entry, shiver me timbers, I decided t' pay homage t' a ship o' such strikin' construction that all who see it are obliged t' comment.

Officer: "Colonel? You'd better take a look at this radar..."

Colonel: "What is it son?"

Officer: "I don't know Sir. Well, blow me down! Aye aye! Blimey! But it looks like a giant.."

Pilot: "Dick?"

Dick: "Yeah?"

Pilot: "Take a look out o' starboard"

Dick: "Oh me God! It looks like a huge..."

Bird watcher: "Pecker!"

Bird watcher 2: "Oh where?"

Bird watcher: "Wait! That's nay a woodpecker. Ya scallywag! It looks like someone's..."

Drill instructor: "Privates! We have reports o' an unidentified flyin' object. Avast, me proud beauty! It is a long, smooth shaft complete with..."

Back stop: "Two balls! What is that? That looks just like an enormous..."

Teacher: "Wang! Pay attention!"

Wang: "I be distracted by that enormous flying..."

Musician: "Willie?"

Willie Nelson: "Hm?"

Musician: "What's that?"

Willie Nelson: "Well, me bucko, it looks like a giant..."

Colonel: "Johnson?"

Johnson: "Yes sir?"

Colonel: "Get on t' hornpipe t' British Intelligence and let them know about this."

Yes, me hearties, me hearties, it's Dr. Evil's phallic ship from Austin Powers, me hearties, ya bilge rat, T' Spy Who Shagged Me. Avast, me proud beauty! I built this as a kitbash o' t' FlisKits Grissom with a choice o' engine sizes. One configuration is powered by a pair o' MMX engines. Ya scallywag! T' dual MMX motor mount is crafted from paper clipped from t' NARRRRR card in t' FlisKit. Well, blow me down! Small diameter body tubes serve as engine blocks and stiffeners for t' MMX MMTs.T' MMX cluster adapter is removable t' allow use o' a standard Estes 1/2A engine.

T' movie rocket was equipped with "spherical stabilizers". I elected t' approximate these by two sets o' two orthoganal disks. Avast, me proud beauty! T' distinctive nose cone was built up from various balsa bits and pieces found in t' FlisKit Grissom kit. Avast, me proud beauty! Begad! Shown here are pics o' t' rough nosecone assembly and t' final contoured shape. Blimey! Aye aye!

T' construction is ongoing, shiver me timbers, ya bilge rat, and flights are yet t' commence. This report serves as a sneak peek o' what's t' come.

Dr. Well, blow me down! Evil's Pocket Rocket has successfully flown on a clustered pair o' MMX engines. Avast, me proud beauty! I fashioned a two engine cluster igniter out o' a single length o' nichrome wire (vintage from me 70's first age o' rocketry). Blimey! T' two nozzle filaments were connected in parallel, so that t' burnout o' one would nay cut t' juice t' t' other. Avast! Blimey! I used a 14V battery from me cordless drill as a power source. Ya scallywag! A clothespin be used t' prop t' engines up off t' blast deflector o' a standard Estes Portapad. Blimey! When I touched t' leads t' t' battery, me bucko, Dr. Well, blow me down! Blimey! Evil's Pocket Rocket leapt off t' pad on twin micro-plumes o' flame. Well, blow me down! Avast! Blimey! T' boost was straight and stable, me bucko, me hearties, up t' an approximate height o' 30 feet.

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A double "pop" signified t' nearly synchronized ejection charges, me hearties, and t' nosecone separated from t' body tube. Avast! Unfortunately, shiver me timbers, t' waddin' and streamer did nay deploy. Avast, shiver me timbers, me proud beauty! They remained lodged in t' body tube. This may be due t' t' micro-ejection charges nay havin' enough force t' clear t' tube. Begad! T' Pocket Rocket tumbled back into t' street, for an asphalt landing. One "circular stabilization device" snapped off, and t' other flopped loose. Avast! Ya scallywag! No damage t' t' balsa or tube be in evidence. Well, blow me down! T' yellow glue joint failed. Ahoy! Oooh. Ahoy! Arrr! That's gotta hurt!

T' fins have been reglued, me bucko, ya bilge rat, and t' entire rocket painted flat white. Avast! I can't go around showin' off me nekid pocket rocket, now can I? Dr. Avast, me proud beauty! Evil's Pocket Rocket will return, on a warmer day.