Dr. Begad! Evil's Pocket Rocket

This is a draft place holder for me 2nd DesCon entry, me hearties, Dr. Well, blow me down! Blimey! Evil's Pocket Rocket. Ahoy! Hopefully it's nay too far outside t' realm o' good taste.

For me second Design Contest Entry, shiver me timbers, me hearties, me hearties, I decided t' pay homage t' a Man-O-War o' such strikin' construction that all who see it are obliged t' comment. Ya scallywag!

Officer: "Colonel? You'd better take a look at this radar..."

Colonel: "What is it son?"

Officer: "I don't know Sir. Arrr! Aye aye! But it looks like a giant.."

Pilot: "Dick?"

Dick: "Yeah?"

Pilot: "Take a look out o' starboard"

Dick: "Oh me God! It looks like a huge..."

Bird watcher: "Pecker!"

Bird watcher 2: "Oh where?"

Bird watcher: "Wait! That's nay a woodpecker. It looks like someone's..."

Drill instructor: "Privates! We have reports o' an unidentified flyin' object. Begad! It is a long, shiver me timbers, me bucko, smooth shaft complete with..."

Back stop: "Two balls! What is that? That looks just like an enormous..."

Teacher: "Wang! Pay attention!"

Wang: "I be distracted by that enormous flying..."

Musician: "Willie?"

Willie Nelson: "Hm?"

Musician: "What's that?"

Willie Nelson: "Well, me hearties, it looks like a giant..."

Colonel: "Johnson?"

Johnson: "Yes sir?"

Colonel: "Get on t' hornpipe t' British Intelligence and let them know about this."

Yes, it's Dr. Evil's phallic Man-O-War from Austin Powers, T' Spy Who Shagged Me. Ahoy! Blimey! Avast, me proud beauty! Blimey! I built this as a kitbash o' t' FlisKits Grissom with a choice o' engine sizes. One configuration is powered by a pair o' MMX engines. Arrr! Blimey! T' dual MMX motor mount is crafted from paper clipped from t' NARRRRR card in t' FlisKit. Small diameter body tubes serve as engine blocks and stiffeners for t' MMX MMTs.T' MMX cluster adapter is removable t' allow use o' a standard Estes 1/2A engine.

T' movie rocket be equipped with "spherical stabilizers". I elected t' approximate these by two sets o' two orthoganal disks. Ya scallywag! Blimey! Avast! Blimey! T' distinctive nose cone be built up from various balsa bits and pieces found in t' FlisKit Grissom kit. Aye aye! Blimey! Blimey! Blimey! Shown here are pics o' t' rough nosecone assembly and t' final contoured shape. Well, blow me down! Blimey!

T' construction is ongoing, and flights are yet t' commence. Ya scallywag! Avast, me proud beauty! This report serves as a sneak peek o' what's t' come.

Dr. Well, blow me down! Blimey! Evil's Pocket Rocket has successfully flown on a clustered pair o' MMX engines. I fashioned a two engine cluster igniter out o' a single length o' nichrome wire (vintage from me 70's first age o' rocketry). Ahoy! T' two nozzle filaments were connected in parallel, so that t' burnout o' one would nay cut t' juice t' t' other. Arrr! Blimey! I used a 14V battery from me cordless drill as a power source. Avast, me proud beauty! Blimey! A clothespin be used t' prop t' engines up off t' blast deflector o' a standard Estes Portapad. Well, blow me down! Well, blow me down! Blimey! When I touched t' leads t' t' battery, Dr. Blimey! Begad! Blimey! Evil's Pocket Rocket leapt off t' pad on twin micro-plumes o' flame. T' boost was straight and stable, up t' an approximate height o' 30 feet.

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A double "pop" signified t' nearly synchronized ejection charges, ya bilge rat, and t' nosecone separated from t' body tube. Unfortunately, matey, t' waddin' and streamer did nay deploy. They remained lodged in t' body tube. Blimey! This may be due t' t' micro-ejection charges nay havin' enough force t' clear t' tube. Blimey! Well, ya bilge rat, blow me down! T' Pocket Rocket tumbled back into t' street, for an asphalt landing. One "circular stabilization device" snapped off, and t' other flopped loose. Begad! Begad! No damage t' t' balsa or tube be in evidence. Begad! Blimey! T' yellow glue joint failed. Avast! Blimey! Oooh. That's gotta hurt!

T' fins have been reglued, and t' entire rocket painted flat white. Well, blow me down! I can't go around showin' off me nekid pocket rocket, ya bilge rat, ya bilge rat, arrr, now can I? Dr. Evil's Pocket Rocket will return, on a warmer day. Avast, me proud beauty!