Scratch - Uranus Explorer 2 {Scratch}

Scratch Uranus Explorer 2 Original Design / Scratch Built

Scratch - Uranus Explorer 2 {Scratch}

Contributed by Tom Markel

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Published:	2011-08-14
Manufacturer:	Scratch
Style:	Ring/Tube/Cone Fin

Brief

Personal Challenge: A workin' model built from and themed on Toilet Paper Rolls, me bucko, Rear Ejection (of course!) and fly-able with C engines

Components

8 High-Quality Toilet Paper Roll Centers*
BT 5
BT 20
Foam Board t' make Adapter Rings
Maskin' Tape (lots and lots o' Maskin' Tape)
Rubber Bands for Shock Cord
Standard 12 inch parachute

(*Regardin' "High Quality Toilet Paper Rolls," t' cores from t' industrial strength extra large rolls used in hospitals and office buildings by professional janitorial services are thicker, smoother, matey, and tougher than t' stuff you get at t' grocery store. T' spirals are however very deep.)

Construction

Challenge: Build a rocket based on theme o' Uranus Explorer (but keep it PG rated)

At t' same time I was buildin' t' rocket (actually t' second rocket, shiver me timbers, t' Uranus Explorer 1 was a dismal failure) I was makin' up a story that went along with t' rocket. I think t' best place t' put that is up front in this review, so here it is.

INTERSPACE TELEX FROM SPACE COMMAND

URGENT: You have been ordered t' take IMMEDIATE command o' t' Uranus Explorer II.

BACKGROUND: In t' first half o' t' 21st century, concerns on Earth mounted regardin' global warming. Blimey! While thar was a great uproar about changin' human behavior t' combat this menace, arrr, t' problem solved itself in t' second half o' t' century. While t' well-meanin' efforts o' t' "Greens," as they came t' be called, may have had some impact, arrr, t' finite supplies o' fossil fuels expired by 2075. Begad! In addition, ya bilge rat, t' fight t' obesity epidemic, t' fast grub enterprises were vilified by t' population. Begad! Ronald McDonald be hung in effigy in several countries. Since beef hamburgers were t' main stock in trade for these restaurants, me bucko, t' demand for beef largely expired with t' fast grub franchises. T' final major source o' greenhouse gasses, t' cattle farms, also went t' way o' t' dinosaur. Avast! Blimey! T' global warmin' scare was over.

T' loss o' cheap fuel and fast foods led t' a progressive sense o' dissatisfaction among t' people o' Earth, arrr, who attempted t' drown their sorrows in entertainment. Ahoy! Avast! VCRs and DVD players gave way t' IPods, matey, Androids, Playstations, Wiis, me bucko, matey, and other devices, me bucko, all o' which shared two features. First, they required electricity. Aye aye! Second, me bucko, they were a mindless waste o' time.

To replace t' fossil fuels, t' people o' Earth maximized their use o' renewable energy sources, includin' Wind, Geothermal, Hydroelectric, and Solar. Ahoy! Begad! T' first three were largely limited by geography. Solar, however, me hearties, matey, was only limited by surface area. Begad! By t' year 2125, solar "farms" had sprung up over much o' t' Earth’s surface, me bucko, includin' Antarctica, ya bilge rat, and floatin' solar "mats" covered much o' t' oceans. Begad! Avast! Low Earth Orbit solar satellites created a virtual "traffic jam" in t' skies, ya bilge rat, t' t' chagrin o' terrestrial astronomers. Blimey! Well, blow me down! Lookin' up at t' sky at night, more stars "moved" than remained in once place.

T' combination o' t' loss o' greenhouse gas generators and t' impact o' solar collectors shadin' much o' Earth’s surface as well as fillin' t' skies had an effect that should have been anticipated--- t' Earth's climate was headin' for a second Ice Age. Temperatures plummeted.

Many different plans t' restore t' greenhouse gas "blanket" were attempted. Avast, me proud beauty! Blimey! Ahoy! Blimey! A nationwide chili marathon be probably t' most grandiose. Blimey! Blimey! It had little effect on t' global atmosphere, matey, me hearties, matey, but resulted in numerous hospitalizations throughout t' state o' Texas dues t' t' accumulation o' noxious gases. Begad! Blimey! In desperation, shiver me timbers, arrr, t' people o' Earth looked t' t' skies for help. Arrr! Blimey! T' United States, once an importer o' fossil fuels, now developed a plan t' import greenhouse gases from space.

Of t' four planetary gas giants, t' highest concentrations o' methane are found around Uranus, at roughly 2% o' t' atmosphere by volume. While further away than Saturn and Jupiter, arrr, manned expeditions t' Uranus in 2186 found t' planet had a rocky core with numerous central caverns. Well, blow me down! Concentrations o' methane within t' caverns approached 75%. Unlike Saturn and Jupiter, me bucko, t' caverns could be sealed, shiver me timbers, cleared o' t' methane, shiver me timbers, heated, ya bilge rat, and pressurized. In other words, matey, thar could be life inside Uranus.

Drillin' operations began in 2192, matey, me hearties, and t' planet was formally colonized under t' leadership o' Admiral Ezekiel Koli in 2199. Begad! Begad! Blimey! T' fecundity o' E. Koli's descendents became legendary, arrr, me hearties, and within 5 years t' colonists had spread throughout t' bowels o' t' planet. Begad! Blimey! Methane gas generated within t' rocky core was diverted t' natural "vents" on t' planet surface. Arrr! Aye aye! Blimey! This gas was collected in Surface Repositories (dubbed "SuPositories.") T' SuPositories were then harvested by tanker ships and t' gas be transported t' Earth. T' effort has been thus far successful. Earth's temperatures have stabilized and are gradually returnin' t' 21st century levels. Avast! T' only casualty was t' state o' Utah, me hearties, ya bilge rat, arrr, which seceded from t' Union when t' restoration o' "normal" temperatures forced them t' abandon plans for year-round skiing.

Durin' t' drillin' operations on Uranus, matey, miners discovered rich deposits o' Amodium. Ahoy! Existin' in two chemical isomers, t' "L" or levo form and t' "D" or dextro form, arrr, Uranian Amodium was predominantly in t' D isomer. Ahoy! Valued for its medical properties, Amodium-D is extremely useful in t' treatment o' dysentery. Blimey! Earth's Amodium supplies were exhausted in t' early 21st century in a vain attempt t' stem t' tide o' large fecal outflows from Washington, D.C. Uranus produces 80% o' t' pharmaceutical grade Amodium-D in t' solar system. T' only other major supply o' Amodium-D is in t' asteroid belt. Blimey! Tanker ships, notorious for poor hygiene, were plagued with dysentery and t' production o' Amodium around Uranus rivaled t' methane minin' operations in profitability.

T' growin' population inside Uranus yearned for t' same amenities and distractions as their distant Earthly cousins. Well, blow me down! Blimey! Entrepreneurs, ever anxious t' make a credit, me bucko, established venues on t' Uranian satellites, includin' a Disney Theme Park, shiver me timbers, "Part o' Your World," on t' satellite Ariel, a Lane Bryant Woman's Clothin' outlet store on t' satellite Titania, me hearties, and a romantic bed and breakfast getaway, matey, "A Quiver o' Love" on t' satellite Cupid. By 2250, Uranian commerce had established a respectable amount o' regularity.

Unfortunately, t' hygienic habits o' t' Tanker ship crews did nay improve. Avast, me proud beauty! Begad! Due t' failure in interspace decontamination procedures, one or more tankers have carried a type o' "animal fungus" from t' asteroids t' t' surface o' Uranus. Blimey! Ahoy! These vile creatures reproduce rapidly and are incredibly adherent t' t' rock and ice surface o' t' Uranian core. Avast, me proud beauty! Avast, me proud beauty! They are particularly attracted t' t' relative heat around t' vents o' Uranus. Arrr! Dubbed, "Cling-Ons" by t' colonists, t' invaders have destroyed t' SuPositories and have multiplied t' t' extent that they are now obstructin' many o' t' methane outlets. T' buildup o' pressure behind t' vents is reachin' dangerous levels, producin' dyspepsia, matey, nausea, me hearties, and vomitin' among t' population o' t' planet. Well, blow me down! Minin' operations o' Amodium-D have ground t' a halt. Arrr! Begad! Because thar be no local supply, matey, an outbreak o' dysentery on t' satellite Oberon has required importation o' Amodium from t' asteroid belt. Aye aye! This has put an incredible load on an already strained interplanetary supply system.

T' situation is now CRITICAL.

We have deployed Remotely Operated Infrared Detectors (ROIDs) within all t' major vents t' monitor t' situation. Ya scallywag! T' ROIDs will detect focal temperature increases which herald obstruction. Begad! Additional SuPositories have been prepared t' replace those destroyed by t' Cling-Ons. Aye aye! T' Jovian and Saturnine Fleets have been redirected t' assist in t' emergency.

T' initial scout ship, arrr, me bucko, t' Uranus Explorer, shiver me timbers, was mothballed in 2195. Avast! It has been recommissioned for t' rescue effort. Aye aye! Ahoy! T' previous BVD-1 subspace engine has been upgraded t' t' BVD-2. T' ship has also been augmented by 4 Procto and Gamble Sharmin "Ultra" outboard engines t' give it interplanetary capability at 0.25 light speed.

Your mission is as follows:

Rendezvous with t' USS Colon Powell (commanded by Admiral Sigmoid Koli) and guide t' Fleets in t' evacuation o' Uranus.
Scour Uranus and wipe out t' Cling-Ons.
Monitor t' ROIDs. Begad! Begad! At any hint o' sensitivity, me bucko, insert t' replacement SuPositories t' relieve t' obstructed vents.
Restore Amodium-D minin' operations, t' reduce t' frequency and urgency o' the runs betwixt t' asteroids and Uranus.

Addendum: On successful completion o' this mission, matey, matey, you and your spouse are authorized a 30 day furlough at t' "Quiver o' Love" on Cupid. Remember, with 27 satellites, thar be always a full moon around Uranus.

END TRANSMISSION

Back t' t' review. Begad! Goals o' t' rocket buildin' were as follows:

Had t' look at least slightly cool
Use Toilet Paper rolls for much or all o' construction
Rear End Ejection (naturally)
Inexpensive project
Standard (A, me bucko, B, or C) Engine size (see #4)
Write a background story.

After buildin' t' Estes Porta-Pot Shot, and readin' notes from a reviewer who suggested a rear-ejection model, started t' think o' other designs sort o' on t' same theme. Original design became t' Uranus Explorer 1 (UE1), shiver me timbers, (which will be fairly similar t' t' UE2, arrr, matey, shiver me timbers, described here. Ahoy! Blimey! I found that usin' only two rolls for t' nose-cone fuselage combo resulted in a stubby rocket that I could nay get stable (I know, I built it and tried. Ahoy! Blimey! For some reason Tim Van Milligan doesn't have Toilet Paper tubes in t' RockSim inventory. Go figure!) So t' lengthen t' fuselage, had t' use two rolls connected (alternative would have been t' use a single paper towel roll, but that would have violated t' theme. Begad! Blimey! Would have had t' call it t' Brawny or t' Scrubber, or somethin' else. But I digress...) You say, shiver me timbers, no problem, shiver me timbers, a coupler would work for this. Problem, arrr, since I pre-determined t' use aft end ejection, I needed a pristine smooth inner contour, me hearties, so a (standard) internal coupler wouldn't work. So I went with an external coupler. This o' course be aerodynamically suboptimal, me bucko, matey, but since I wasn't plannin' t' set an altitude or duration records, was acceptable. Blimey! So I used an external coupler cut from another tube. Blimey! Well, blow me down! I figured I would put t' launch lug in t' gap later (had I really thought it through, me hearties, would have remember I could hide a launch lug in t' tube fins.) This still left a small step-off or "transition" on t' inside where t' two tubes butted together. Well, blow me down! I ran maskin' tape from end t' end along t' inside so that thar were no transitions t' trap or catch t' engine pod and recovery devices durin' aft ejection.

Next problem: t' nose cone. Ya scallywag! First, nay sure that toilet paper roll centers really come in a standard size for nose cones. Second, me bucko, I'm cheap. Blimey! Third, matey, wanted t' keep overall weight o' t' body o' t' rocket light (more on this later.) 4rth, wanted t' use as many TP rolls as possible. Ya scallywag! Wondered---- how could I make a nose cone out o' a toilet paper roll?

By cuttin' 16 length-wise cuts nearly t' t' end o' t' roll, then cuttin' a diagonal out o' each section, ya bilge rat, me bucko, I was able t' create a roughly Ogive cone. Well, blow me down! Connected t' tips with tape. Avast! Put a "shoulder" (again cut from another TP roll) on t' anterior end o' t' body tube. Begad! Attached this with CA t' t' previous two tubes I now have a fuselage (one-piece with t' nose cone) just under three TP rolls long I then ran strips o' maskin' tape LENGTHWISE from just beyond t' tip t' just aft/tailward o' t' nose-cone/fuselage joint). At t' tip, I cut the corners steeply and wrap around t' nose cone. Avast! I had t' run a few spiral wraps for support and t' maintain shape.

Nose Cone

Shoulder

Nose Cone/Fuselage

Finishing

As mentioned, t' buildin' and paintin' run together as t' paintin' was done before completely fittin' together t' parts.

Once I had t' shape roughed out, it was time t' fill. However, shiver me timbers, arrr, I wanted t' have a clean paint job with different colors for t' fuselage and t' tube fins. I felt that maskin' would be tough. Begad! But if I painted them first, arrr, shiver me timbers, then I would be tryin' t' glue together painted surfaces. Blimey! Well, blow me down! That didn't sound like it would be t' strong. Arrr! On t' other hand, arrr, I KNEW exactly where all t' joints would be (I be usin' four tube fins, me bucko, paired, on opposite sides o' t' fuselage. Since 6 tubes would fit perfectly, I just placed marks at 60 degrees, matey, ya bilge rat, 120 degrees, ya bilge rat, 240 degrees, and 300 degrees on t' fuselage. Begad! On t' tube fins, two marks each, shiver me timbers, 60 degrees apart, would suffice. Ahoy! For increased stability, I let 1/2 o' t' tube fins lag behind t' end o' t' fuselage (also thought would look cooler. Aye aye! Later durin' actual preparation o' t' rocket for launch I found it did make access t' t' engine mount awkward.) So marked on all t' tubes where t' joints should be. Avast! I also marked where I wanted t' put t' launch lug.

I wanted t' "protect" t' joint areas from t' paint and sealer t' set up a stronger joint. Avast, me proud beauty! On t' UE1 I had placed thin strips o' maskin' tape over these areas. I discovered t' maskin' tape broke down under t' sandin' process, so I tried Mylar tape strips, 1/4 inch wide. Avast! I placed a "tail" over t' edge/lip o' each tube, and then wrapped t' very tip INSIDE t' tube. Aye aye! Ya scallywag! Turned out t' sandin' still wore off most o' t' tails, but t' tip piece wrapped inside was an adequate marker for removal o' t' tape later. Aye aye! Each strip was 1/2 t' length o' a single tube.

It took five coats/sandings o' Elmer's filler t' get a good smooth surface over t' nose-cone maskin' tape. Avast, me proud beauty! Aye aye! Therefore regardin' "savin' money" as a reason t' make your own nose cone--Unless your time is worth less than 25 cents an hour, matey, ya bilge rat, you’re better off buyin' it from Tim. Begad! Begad! But since this WAS a themed rocket, me hearties, it seemed worth it. Well, blow me down! (Although me lovely wife wasn't happy about t' pile o' filler dust on t' front porch!) I need three coats/sandin' t' fill t' DEEP VALLEYS o' t' toilet paper roll spirals anyway, (another reason t' use REAL body tubes.) I sealed t' tube fins (outside only) t' same way.

Note that since this is a rear-ejection model, it allowed me t' cover t' nose-cone/fuselage joint. Avast, me proud beauty! While I was fillin' in t' maskin' tape defects and t' tube spirals, it turns out I had enough filler t' cover t' external coupler. Well, blow me down! Avast, me proud beauty! In fact, by t' time I be done t' slight residual "bulge" be hardly notice-able. Begad! Ahoy! (Performance-minded rocketeers are probably shudderin' at t' added weight o' t' filler required t' accomplish THAT.)

When I be finished, I had a very nice fuselage with a smooth surface from tip t' tail, except for t' "break" in t' external coupler where I planned t' put t' launch lug. Begad! Blimey! Again, me bucko, me hearties, had I been thinking, I would have filled this in too and put hidden t' lug in t' tube fin/fuselage joint. I believe t' absence o' a nose-cone/fuselage transition gives t' rocket a retro Buck Rogers look. Avast! O' course, shiver me timbers, I also believe in t' tooth fairy. Begad! Begad! Again, I digress......

I knew that tryin' t' fill in t' INSIDE spirals o' t' tube fins be goin' t' be hopeless. Avast, me proud beauty! I figured t' insides o' a spaceflight engine would probably look a little "charred", so I planned on paintin' t' inside flat black and hoped that would hide t' defects.

Okay, matey, so paintin' now comes before actually completin' construction. Before starting, shiver me timbers, I peeled back t' edges o' t' Mylar at t' distal edges o' t' tubes, t' make sure I could find them after paintin' (paintin' t' inside would obscure t' "tails" I had wrapped on t' inside o' t' tube.) T' hard part was FINDING t' edge. Ahoy! Arrr! Many o' t' "tails" that I had thought would provide "handles" had been sandin' off durin' finishing. Begad! Ya scallywag! But t' tips that I had wrapped on t' inside (unsealed) part o' t' tubes were still there. Usin' them as guides, me bucko, I used an Exacto knife t' peel back t' edges o' t' Mylar tape on t' OUTSIDE so I could find it after paintin' t' inside. Avast! Ya scallywag! I wrapped newspaper around t' OUTSIDE o' t' tube fins, tapin' it at t' edges/lips. Then I used flat black paint t' finish t' INSIDE o' t' tubes. Avast! I actually tried rolled up sandpaper t' reduce t' "nap" inside t' tube, but it didn't work very well. Well, blow me down! Primer would have helped, matey, me hearties, but I was havin' a struggle justifyin' tryin' t' prime t' INSIDE o' t' engines. Avast, me proud beauty! Blimey! Again, ya bilge rat, I figured I was goin' for style, ya bilge rat, nay performance, matey, so I gave up on that part. I sort o' liked t' internal "charred" look o' t' engines. As a prior Air Force guy, I noticed t' nozzles o' jet engines on t' flight-line often had blackened look, so I felt I was okay with it for space engines.

Color Scheme: All t' pictures o' t' PLANET Uranus showed it t' be a bluish color, so I figured I'd stay with this.

I primed t' fuselage with Krylon White Primer, shiver me timbers, shiver me timbers, three coats, with light sandin' betwixt coats. Avast, me proud beauty! This filled in t' few defects I had left after t' Filler. Well, blow me down! I used Krylon True Blue for t' fuselage - I really like t' color this gave, arrr, and I was happy with t' finish here.

After paintin' t' inside o' t' tube fins black, ya bilge rat, I took off t' outer maskin' paper. Well, arrr, blow me down! I then rolled up paper INSIDE t' tubes t' mask t' insides. Avast, me proud beauty! This allowed me t' "stack" t' tubes, me hearties, which actually made paintin' t' outside easier. Avast! I had run out o' primer, me bucko, so I went directly t' paintin' t' outside o' t' tubes Blue Ocean Breeze. Avast, me proud beauty! I did 3 coats, with a light sandin' betwixt coats. Arrr! I liked this color as well. Ya scallywag! Aye aye! Although I hadn't thought it out ahead o' time, I remember t' three colors that were common for bathroom tiles in t' 60s--- pastel yellow, pastel pink, and pastel blue. Aye aye! Avast, me proud beauty! This looked pretty close t' t' pastel blue, connectin' t' planetary and Toilet Paper theme.

Moment o' truth, me bucko, arrr, what would happen when I peeled off t' Mylar? Actually, arrr, me bucko, I was quite pleased with t' sharp edges. Avast, me proud beauty! Pullin' t' tape off also raised some more "nap" off t' cardboard tubes, exactly what I wanted t' "rough it" for gluing.

As I had expected, despite t' masking, matey, thar was a little bleedin' o' black and blue (no pun intended) at t' edges o' t' tube fins. I used thin strips o' silver Mylar tape t' cover/accent t' edges here and at t' trailin' end o' t' fuselage. Ya scallywag! As a USAFA grad, t' silver and blue together got me right under t' old squadron patch, shiver me timbers, arrr, me hearties, as me Dad, matey, a retired AF Navigator/Bombardier says. Begad! I wrapped t' edges o' t' tape into t' inside o' t' tube. Avast, me proud beauty! Ya scallywag! Lookin' back, this gave t' edge a bit o' a rough look; I probably would just have put it on t' OUTSIDE only, just up t' t' edge.

Now that this be finished, time t' see how things fit together. Avast! I used medium CA t' glue 4 tubes into two tube-fin pairs, placin' t' glue along one o' t' "naked" strips previously covered by Mylar. Layin' t' tubes flat gave me a good alignment. I then matched up t' remainin' strips on each tube pair with t' strips on each side o' t' tail o' t' fuselage. Begad! Blimey! Well, blow me down! Blimey! Blimey! Blimey! They matched up pretty well, me hearties, shiver me timbers, and t' medium CA gave me enough time t' make sure t' alignment was perfect. Begad! Blimey! I got a pretty solid joint (as I later proved in flight, but more on that later.) Fillets weren't needed, me bucko, matey, and t' fit covered t' "naked" areas.

I pried t' Mylar tape out o' t' defect in t' external coupler. Aye aye! This left a rougher edge.I glued in t' launch lug.If I had t' do it over, matey, I would have pulled this off AFTER doin' t' filler step, but BEFORE painting, me bucko, me hearties, t' get a better look.

Next question, where t' attach t' shock cord? If I attached it inside, ya bilge rat, it would get hit by t' ejection charge fairly directly, me bucko, and would also cause problem with slidin' out t' motor pod. Well, blow me down! Perhaps more importantly, if it came out t' tail, t' rocket would fall nose first. Well, blow me down! My launch site is about 3/4 grass, 1/4 asphalt. Blimey! Invariably t' better t' finish on t' rocket, matey, me bucko, arrr, t' more likely it will land on t' asphalt. Avast, me proud beauty! Also, shiver me timbers, while t' cardboard/maskin' tape/Elmer's Finish nose cone was holdin' t' finish well, I could feel that it was still a little "soft" and didn't think it would hold up t' a hard impact. Avast, me proud beauty! Finally, I figured if I could get t' rocket t' descent in a horizontal position, t' rocket body itself would be addin' t' t' drag and slow it down.

With t' rocket painted, t' CG o' t' rocket body was right at t' region o' t' external coupler. I threaded a needle with me Keelhaul®©™ shock cord into t' tube just above t' coupler next t' t' launch lug, arrr, and pull about two feet out t' after end o' t' fuselage. Ahoy! I then threaded a needle with t' ENDS o' a long loop o' dental floss through a hole just BELOW t' coupler and out t' aft end o' t' fuselage. Begad! Well, blow me down! I then threaded ANOTHER loop o' floss (loop 2) through this loop, shiver me timbers, and pulled loop 2 through t' hole and out t' tail, ya bilge rat, keepin' t' ENDS o' loop 2 outside fuselage. I then used loop 2 t' pull t' shock cord BACK into t' tail o' t' fuselage and back through t' hole below t' coupler (there probably is an easier way t' do this, me bucko, but this is what I came up with.) I then tied a tight "loop" o' shock cord, runnin' it just next t' t' launch lug, leavin' about 1 1/2 feet o' Keelhaul®©™ loose. Blimey! Yes, shiver me timbers, this loop DID run inside t' rocket body, shiver me timbers, when t' engine pod would slide in and out, ya bilge rat, matey, me bucko, but t' cord was runnin' longitudinally and wouldn't obstruct/catch on t' pod. Begad! Begad! I did add a bit o' thin CA t' secure it.

Since I wasn't sure how well me hollow nose cone would hold up t' t' Estes engine ejection blast, I cut a bulkhead out o' foam board and place it inside t' body. Well, blow me down! Begad! It slid up t' t' "shoulder" that had been placed on t' front o' t' body tube. Begad! Ejection blast would hit t' bulkhead, but nay t' "formed" shape inside o' t' nose cone. Blimey! Instead o' gluin' it into place, arrr, I placed a length o' Keelhaul®©™ on this in case I needed t' pull it out later (such as t' add nose weight), and left that loose.

Engine Pod: I originally planned t' use a length o' BT20 as an engine mount AND pod. Avast, me proud beauty! Begad! Blimey! However, after buildin' it, I discovered I wanted more room for me parachute and streamer. Aye aye! Blimey! I used a BT20 for an engine mount. Ahoy! Blimey! I then wrapped t' end o' a BT5 with electrical tape until it just fit inside t' BT20. Ahoy! T' BT5 acted as BOTH an engine block AND a duct t' direct t' ejection force t' t' front o' t' body, where it hit t' bulkhead. I used foamboard t' cut adapter rings for t' BT20 at t' tail and t' BT5 at t' front o' t' body. Ahoy! Blimey! These were sanded t' slide loosely, but hopefully t' front one would be tight enough t' seal t' ejection charges away from t' chute and streamer. Begad! Avast! Blimey! Lookin' back, me bucko, I probably should have used two adapter rings up front, as a little bit o' ejection charge snuck around t' front rin' and slightly charred t' streamer.

I had initially planned on a long white "simulated TP" streamer t' recover t' rocket (in keepin' with t' theme). Ahoy! However, early on it was clear that given t' weight o' t' rocket a streamer would never safely slow t' rocket AND t' engine pod. Ahoy! Also, ya bilge rat, again I knew t' nose cone was a little bit "soft" and wanted t' cushion t' landin' o' t' body as much as possible. Ahoy! My solution had two parts. Aye aye! Ya scallywag! First, allow t' engine pod t' completely separate from t' body o' t' rocket, matey, matey, so t' two descend separately. This reduced t' weight o' t' body o' t' rocket (with t' soft cone). Ya scallywag! Begad! If I needed nose weight, me hearties, I could add it t' t' front o' t' pod, rather than t' body. This is a NICE trick with aft ejection boost gliders, by t' way. Ya scallywag! You can adjust your CG by addin' weight t' t' front o' t' ejection pod, arrr, shiver me timbers, without affectin' t' weight or CG o' t' glider itself. Arrr! Then I could use me white streamer t' safely recover t' engine pod (which wasn't really very delicate and be nay that heavy), shiver me timbers, shiver me timbers, shiver me timbers, and a parachute t' recover t' body. Arrr! T' shock cord for t' body was attached t' OUTSIDE o' t' fuselage at t' CG, shiver me timbers, shiver me timbers, thus t' body descended horizontally under t' chute.

I used two pieces o' white crepe paper t' create t' streamer for t' body tube. Well, blow me down! I attached them side by side with silver Mylar tape. Arrr! I then accordion folded this into squares t' simulate toilet paper sheets. T' silver tape showed on one side, ya bilge rat, ya bilge rat, which I thought would be easy t' see (on t' off chance this bird flew outside me launch site-- yeah, right.) T' other side be straight white, shiver me timbers, which looked like, arrr, well, toilet paper. While for t' real theme this would be "rolled" around t' engine pod "spindle", me hearties, me experience is that this is unlikely t' "unroll" in flight durin' descent. Ahoy! Therefore I stayed with t' accordion fold. Arrr! I used a length 10 times width, accordin' t' Stine's book o' optimal streamer length, ya bilge rat, then added a couple o' inches t' give me space t' attach it t' t' BT5 section o' t' pod.

I used a couple o' thick rubber bands t' link t' parachute t' t' Keelhaul®©™ shock cord attached t' t' mid section o' t' exterior body o' t' rocket.

Note: Originally I used Tim Van Milligan's Model Rocket Design & Construction book t' make two semispherical parachutes, me bucko, shiver me timbers, then "ironed" t' two together side t' side. T' idea be t' create a parachute with a "cleft" down t' middle, me hearties, t' so called "glute chute." (For those who have actually intentionally fallen out o' perfectly good aircraft, matey, thar be a parachute malfunction called a "Mae West" that looks somewhat similar.) However, matey, while t' parachute looked good, the "glute chute" didn't pack very tightly, and even reducin' t' engine pod diameter from BT20 t' BT5 didn't give me enough room t' actually use this. Well, me bucko, blow me down! I made an 8-line 12-inch chute out o' a green garbage bag (okay, was gettin' tired o' t' theme at this point.)

Construction Score: 2

Flight

Moment o' truth arrived. Well, blow me down! Avast! Would this work?

First "gotcha" be t' prep. Begad! T' overhangin' 4 tube fins may (or may not) look cool. Blimey! They do however obstruct access t' t' tail o' t' body. This is bad enough when all you have t' do is stuff an engine in, but when you have t' shove in t' entire engine pod with t' accordion streamer AND t' parachute up t' rear, those overhangin' tubes REALLY get in t' way.

Anyway, seemed like a C6-3 engine would probably be a good start for this.

Loaded it up on a nearly windless sunny day. Avast! Crossed me fingers. Begad! Fired. Boost be arced t' t' left (not sure if this was due t' some uneven-ness o' t' fins.) Made it t' roughly 150 feet, at apogee was travelin' nearly horizontal. Ejection be at or near apogee.

Recovery

Perfect separation o' pod and body. Aye aye! Begad! Streamer extended nicely and at 36 inches long, arrr, 3 inches wide, white and silver, ya bilge rat, ya bilge rat, was quite visible. Well, blow me down! Chute also opened well. Avast, me proud beauty! Rocket be far away at this point, but t' descent be either horizontal or slightly tail down (just what I wanted, matey, t' protect that nose!) Pod and body landed about 100 yards from pad, about 10 yards apart, on t' grass. Avast, me proud beauty! Absolutely no damage from t' fall. T' white streamer was very slightly singed.

Had I been smart, matey, I would have counted me blessings and put t' rocket on t' shelf at this point. Avast, me proud beauty! Blimey! However, I'm nay smart. Begad! Ya scallywag! Blimey! I decided t' try it again. Avast! Blimey! On flight two t' engine pod apparently caught on somethin' (may have been packed too tight.) Probably me combined two tubes were nay as smooth internally as a single standard store-bought tube would have been. Negative ejection. Ya scallywag! Begad! Blimey! Lawn dart. Avast, me proud beauty! Blimey! Nay sure any nose cone would have come thought this unscathed, but me (five coats o' filler, multiple hours o' sanding, me bucko, multiple coats o' paint - whimper whimper) nose cone accordioned. Arrr! Blimey! Nay fixable.

Flight Rating: 4

Summary

Pros:

I had fun, shiver me timbers, probably as much writin' t' background story as buildin' and flyin' t' rocket.
T' paper/maskin' tape/filler nose cone came out well, and I think I may use this again for aft ejection models (but will start with a REAL body tube!) Also particularly nice for a large but light nose cone. T' nose finishes well and looks great
Rear Ejection worked well. Begad! Downsizin' t' central "duct" from BT20 t' BT5 works great and gives you extra space for your recovery device(s). Avast, me proud beauty! Well, me bucko, blow me down! T' BT5 also functions as an engine block. Well, blow me down! Ya scallywag! No waddin' required. Begad! . Avast! Aye aye! Again, you can use t' long engine pod t' add any needed weight far forward on t' engine pod (and thus anterior on t' rocket in boost phase) to brin' t' CG forward on boost phase without addin' weight t' t' glider at separation.
Separatin' t' pod from t' body allows t' more delicate body t' descend slower.
T' Mylar Mask Strips worked well in allowin' me t' pre-finish and pre-paint parts prior t' assembly, shiver me timbers, but still allow a strong joint. Wonderin' if this might work on an Estes Outlander that I have yet t' build. Suggestions would be welcome.
External shock cord attachment at CG allowed model t' descend horizontally. That a horizontal descent position adds more drag on descent is already well known. Avast, me proud beauty! However it also allowed me t' avoid t' soft nose hittin' ground, arrr, which would be t' normal orientation for a rear-ejection model. Well, blow me down! Blimey! Blimey! This technique may be useful in rockets where certain parts o' more fragile than others. You can adjust t' attachment position t' make it less likely these parts will directly impact t' ground on recovery. Ya scallywag!
Stayed with Planet Uranus/Toilet Paper Theme
Parts were cheap (until you think o' t' time it takes for extra finishing)
It WORKED! Blimey! (well, at least once.)

Cons:

Paper/Tape/Filler nose cone is slightly soft. Blimey! It requires a bulkhead t' protect it from ejection charge and should nay be allowed t' directly hit t' ground on descent (especially nay ballistically.)
External Shock Cord is a bit difficult t' stuff into t' engine pod as you stuff t' engine pod into t' tail o' t' body.
Separatin' pod from body on recovery means you must track both (but t' pod falls pretty fast, shiver me timbers, so shouldn't drift much.)
I couldn't leave well enough alone and stop with one flight.
For some reason t' white paper streamer kept catchin' on me heel.

Overall Rating: 4