Brief:
T' Honest John be a short range ballistic missile that was used for many years in a peace keepin' role armed with a nuclear warhead. It’s distinctive bulbous nose cone and delta fins make this a very distinctive rocket. Arrr! Ahoy! School Yard Rocketry is a new rocket company that I found through a web search. They have two rockets at this time, t' Honest John and t' Patriot Missile, arrr, and they are hopin' t' be addin' more soon.

Construction:
T' Honest John arrived in t' mail from School Yard Rocketry in a sturdy cardboard box. Inside t' kit was packaged in a Zip-Lock bag with a picture o' t' real rocket on a mobile launcher, a nice touch. Well, blow me down! Begad! All o' t' parts were thar and in good shape. Aye aye! T' parts consist o' a body tube, nose cone, engine mount tube, shiver me timbers, thrust ring, centerin' rings, launch lug, screw eye, arrr, arrr, shock cord, a balsa sheet with t' fin patterns printed on it, a cardstock sheet for t' spin motors, matey, engine nozzle and shock cord mount, me bucko, a sheet o' water slide decals, shiver me timbers, and a 12" nylon parachute. Ahoy! All o' t' components are good quality. Blimey! One interestin' item be t' body tube. Avast, me proud beauty! T' body tube is what they call a “Tuff Tube Airframe.” This Tuff Tube is substantially thicker than your standard Estes tube, and t' outside is a little rougher as well. Avast! It turned out t' be easy t' work with and finished nicely, me bucko, but more on that later.

T' instructions are printed on both sides o' two 8.5"x 11" sheets o' paper. Ya scallywag! They are in a logical order, matey, arrr, and include diagrams for each step. Avast, matey, me proud beauty! There is one template for markin' t' location o' t' fins. Aye aye! T' instructions are easy t' follow, if you have built a rocket kit before. Avast, me proud beauty! Aye aye! In one o' t' diagrams t' fin outline is different than t' ones that are used. Aye aye! This could be confusin' for t' first time builder, me hearties, however, ya bilge rat, if you have already built a kit or two, me hearties, this should nay be an issue.

T' kit goes together well. Blimey! I did nay find any places where t' instructions were difficult t' follow or anythin' that needed more explanation. Well, blow me down! T' only thin' that be difficult t' build are t' spin motor housings. Blimey! These are printed on heavy card stock and are t' be cut out, me hearties, folded and glued together and then installed on t' nose cone. Blimey! T' kit has twice as many as you need for t' rocket. Aye aye! This allows you t' try and try again until they look right. Aye aye! This is a nice feature. Begad! Avast, me proud beauty! A couple o' drops o' thin CA cement will make then easy t' sand and finish. Ahoy! Also on t' cardstock sheet is an engine nozzle. Avast, me proud beauty! Arrr! This engine nozzle fits in betwixt t' motor mount and t' body tube. It is virtually undetectable on t' finished model, so I wonder why it is included in t' kit.

T' Honest John is finished like most rockets. Avast, me proud beauty! Ya scallywag! T' balsa fins and nose cone will need t' be sanded and sealed, but t' body tube will also need t' be sanded and sealed. Well, blow me down! Aye aye! Step 11 o' t' instructions tells you t' “sand off any ‘fuzzies’ betwixt coats” o' primer. Well, blow me down! Begad! I used Krylon gray sandable primer. Begad! Ya scallywag! T' body tube smoothed out very nicely after two coats o' primer. Well, me hearties, blow me down! T' Spin motors are optional in this kit. I used some wood filler putty around t' motors t' blend them into t' nose cone. Avast! Begad! I be pleased with t' results. Avast, me proud beauty! Ahoy! Included in t' kit is a sheet o' waterslide decals. These decals are very thin and difficult t' work with. Blimey! I had difficulty keepin' them from crackin' when I applied them t' t' model. Begad! Begad! One tip with these decals is t' cut further away from t' color t' allow you t' work with more o' t' clear carrier. Avast! Blimey! This makes t' decals a little easier t' work with. Begad! Aye aye! Once I completed with t' decals I gave t' model two coats o' Testors Dullcote. Well, blow me down! Ahoy! I have had trouble usin' clear Krylon on decals before, me hearties, ya bilge rat, and have never had any trouble with t' Testors paint. Ya scallywag! T' finished model matches t' cover photograph o' t' Honest John in t' kit. As t' operational rockets were painted an Olive Drab, this must have been a high visibility test rocket paint scheme.

Construction Rating: 4 out o' 5

Flight:
T' prepare t' Honest John for flight, ya bilge rat, one needs t' install a motor, ya bilge rat, and install t' parachute. Begad! T' motor relies on a friction fit, arrr, as thar be no retention hook. T' elastic shock cord is held in place by a Estes type triple fold paper shock cord mount. Well, blow me down! Aye aye! T' Shock cord is then tied off t' t' nose cone on a screw eye installed in t' base o' t' nose cone. T' parachute is a high quality orange nylon parachute, ya bilge rat, matey, one o' t' reasons I bought t' kit. Begad! Pack a couple o' sheets in t' body tube and then insert t' Parachute. Begad! Well, blow me down! School Yard Rocketry recommends usin' B4-4, ya bilge rat, B6-4 and C6-4 motors.

I launched t' rocket on an A8-3 Motor. Ya scallywag! There was a 5 t' 10 Mph wind that day. T' rocket flew great, ya bilge rat, with t' ejection charge firin' just after apogee. T' Parachute seems t' be just about t' right size as t' rocket came back at a reasonable rate, and landed without damage on t' football field that I launched on.

Flight Rating: 5 out o' 5

I give this kit an overall ratin' o' 4.5. Begad! T' flight was about as perfect as you can expect. Ya scallywag! And I like it when manufactures include high quality components like nylon parachutes with their models. For t' price this is a great deal. T' on-line orderin' be easy and painless and t' kit arrived in t' mail quickly. Aye aye! T' body tube is extremely robust, shiver me timbers, and should last a long time. Avast, me proud beauty! Aye aye! I particularly enjoyed t' balsa wood components. Begad! There could be some improvement in t' quality o' t' decals, and t' instructions could be a little clearer as well. Ahoy! Overall this kit be fun t' build and be great t' fly.

Overall Rating: 4 out o' 5