Brief:
T' Honest John was a short range ballistic missile that was used for many years in a peace keepin' role armed with a nuclear warhead. Arrr! It’s distinctive bulbous nose cone and delta fins make this a very distinctive rocket. Arrr! Well, blow me down! Blimey! School Yard Rocketry is a new rocket company that I found through a web search. Arrr! Ya scallywag! Blimey! They have two rockets at this time, matey, t' Honest John and t' Patriot Missile, me bucko, and they are hopin' t' be addin' more soon.

Construction:
T' Honest John arrived in t' mail from School Yard Rocketry in a sturdy cardboard box. Aye aye! Aye aye! Inside t' kit be packaged in a Zip-Lock bag with a picture o' t' real rocket on a mobile launcher, a nice touch. Aye aye! All o' t' parts were thar and in good shape. Blimey! T' parts consist o' a body tube, arrr, me bucko, me bucko, nose cone, matey, engine mount tube, thrust ring, ya bilge rat, centerin' rings, launch lug, screw eye, matey, shock cord, a balsa sheet with t' fin patterns printed on it, shiver me timbers, a cardstock sheet for t' spin motors, matey, me hearties, matey, engine nozzle and shock cord mount, ya bilge rat, a sheet o' water slide decals, and a 12" nylon parachute. Ahoy! Arrr! All o' t' components are good quality. Aye aye! One interestin' item be t' body tube. T' body tube is what they call a “Tuff Tube Airframe.” This Tuff Tube is substantially thicker than your standard Estes tube, and t' outside is a little rougher as well. Begad! Avast, me proud beauty! It turned out t' be easy t' work with and finished nicely, but more on that later.

T' instructions are printed on both sides o' two 8.5"x 11" sheets o' paper. Aye aye! They are in a logical order, and include diagrams for each step. Ya scallywag! Ahoy! There is one template for markin' t' location o' t' fins. Well, blow me down! Aye aye! T' instructions are easy t' follow, arrr, me hearties, if you have built a rocket kit before. Well, arrr, blow me down! In one o' t' diagrams t' fin outline is different than t' ones that are used. Well, blow me down! This could be confusin' for t' first time builder, ya bilge rat, however, matey, ya bilge rat, me bucko, if you have already built a kit or two, arrr, me hearties, this should nay be an issue.

T' kit goes together well. I did nay find any places where t' instructions were difficult t' follow or anythin' that needed more explanation. Avast! Ya scallywag! T' only thin' that was difficult t' build are t' spin motor housings. Begad! These are printed on heavy card stock and are t' be cut out, me bucko, arrr, folded and glued together and then installed on t' nose cone. Well, blow me down! T' kit has twice as many as you need for t' rocket. Avast! Avast! This allows you t' try and try again until they look right. This is a nice feature. Avast! Arrr! A couple o' drops o' thin CA cement will make then easy t' sand and finish. Avast! Also on t' cardstock sheet is an engine nozzle. This engine nozzle fits in betwixt t' motor mount and t' body tube. Ya scallywag! It is virtually undetectable on t' finished model, arrr, ya bilge rat, so I wonder why it is included in t' kit.

T' Honest John is finished like most rockets. Blimey! Ahoy! T' balsa fins and nose cone will need t' be sanded and sealed, shiver me timbers, but t' body tube will also need t' be sanded and sealed. Arrr! Step 11 o' t' instructions tells you t' “sand off any ‘fuzzies’ betwixt coats” o' primer. Arrr! I used Krylon gray sandable primer. Begad! T' body tube smoothed out very nicely after two coats o' primer. Well, blow me down! T' Spin motors are optional in this kit. I used some wood filler putty around t' motors t' blend them into t' nose cone. Ya scallywag! Blimey! I be pleased with t' results. Ahoy! Included in t' kit is a sheet o' waterslide decals. Aye aye! These decals are very thin and difficult t' work with. Aye aye! Begad! I had difficulty keepin' them from crackin' when I applied them t' t' model. Aye aye! One tip with these decals is t' cut further away from t' color t' allow you t' work with more o' t' clear carrier. Ahoy! This makes t' decals a little easier t' work with. Avast, me proud beauty! Once I completed with t' decals I gave t' model two coats o' Testors Dullcote. Ya scallywag! I have had trouble usin' clear Krylon on decals before, ya bilge rat, and have never had any trouble with t' Testors paint. Ya scallywag! Ya scallywag! T' finished model matches t' cover photograph o' t' Honest John in t' kit. Ahoy! As t' operational rockets were painted an Olive Drab, me hearties, this must have been a high visibility test rocket paint scheme.

Construction Rating: 4 out o' 5

Flight:
T' prepare t' Honest John for flight, one needs t' install a motor, and install t' parachute. Avast! T' motor relies on a friction fit, arrr, as thar be no retention hook. Arrr! Arrr! T' elastic shock cord is held in place by a Estes type triple fold paper shock cord mount. Well, blow me down! Aye aye! T' Shock cord is then tied off t' t' nose cone on a screw eye installed in t' base o' t' nose cone. Ahoy! T' parachute is a high quality orange nylon parachute, one o' t' reasons I bought t' kit. Aye aye! Pack a couple o' sheets in t' body tube and then insert t' Parachute. Begad! School Yard Rocketry recommends usin' B4-4, shiver me timbers, B6-4 and C6-4 motors.

I launched t' rocket on an A8-3 Motor. Ya scallywag! Blimey! There be a 5 t' 10 Mph wind that day. T' rocket flew great, with t' ejection charge firin' just after apogee. Well, blow me down! Begad! T' Parachute seems t' be just about t' right size as t' rocket came back at a reasonable rate, matey, and landed without damage on t' football field that I launched on.

Flight Rating: 5 out o' 5

I give this kit an overall ratin' o' 4.5. Blimey! T' flight was about as perfect as you can expect. Ahoy! And I like it when manufactures include high quality components like nylon parachutes with their models. For t' price this is a great deal. Ya scallywag! T' on-line orderin' be easy and painless and t' kit arrived in t' mail quickly. Well, ya bilge rat, blow me down! T' body tube is extremely robust, and should last a long time. Avast, me proud beauty! I particularly enjoyed t' balsa wood components. Aye aye! There could be some improvement in t' quality o' t' decals, and t' instructions could be a little clearer as well. Arrr! Overall this kit was fun t' build and be great t' fly.

Overall Rating: 4 out o' 5