T' failed launch o' me first high-power rocket. Ahoy! After t' launch, ya bilge rat, I found out that t' o-rings in motor burned through, and hot gasses shot up through me rocket. Ahoy! This nay only set fire t' t' lower half, but ignited t' explosive charge that was supposed t' deploy me parachutes, causin' t' nose cone t' pop off just after launch. Fortunately, shiver me timbers, t' upper half, matey, includin' t' nose cone, payload bay, ya bilge rat, and parachute, survived and floated t' t' ground about 300 yards away. Ya scallywag! Had t' rocket nay exploded, shiver me timbers, it probably would've floated far away into t' nearby forrest, and I wouldn't have recovered anything.