(12/01/02) I decided to purchase t' Klinger Rocket Screen Saver with minimal expectations, after all it is just rocket photos, right? Well, me bucko, t' short answer is yes, ya bilge rat, however, the long answer is no. Begad! It really is more than just rocket photos and yet is it nothin' more than rocket photos! Whoa, too philosophical! Let me explain.

T' photos are taken by Marc Klinger, a professional photographer. Aye aye! Well, blow me down! In his own words, "T' Rocket Screen Saver be t' first major project from Klinger Photography and combines three o' me passions, photography, high power rocketry, and computers. Begad! Aye aye! I had almost 2000 source images t' work with for creatin' this project. Blimey! Ahoy! About 1800 came from LDRS XXI (the Tripoli national high power rocket launch), held in July, 2002 at Amarillo, me hearties, matey, Texas. Avast, me proud beauty! T' remainin' source images came from a local Michigan Team-1 high power launch held in April, ya bilge rat, matey, 2002 at Three Oaks, shiver me timbers, Michigan. Ahoy! From those 2000 images, arrr, I used about 400 t' create 140 collage images that make up t' screen saver. Arrr! Blimey! Each image be created with an optimal display resolution of 1600x1200."

So, you now you can understand. Well, blow me down! It really is just photos. But, perhaps you do nay quite understand. It is really more than just photos! Here we go again!

T' quality o' t' photos, me hearties, matey, t' selected layouts (collages) are outstanding! Blimey! Every one that flashes up on t' screen makes me marvel at it. There is no way o' really demonstratin' t' clarity within this review. Aye aye! Blimey! Here is one o' me favorite layouts, shiver me timbers, highly compressed and shrunk. Begad! Blimey! Just imagine this fillin' your entire screen with perfect clarity. Begad! Then look at that flame!

There is a technical aspect t' t' Screen Saver and Marc did that professionally as well. Begad! He utilized Stardust Software's professional Screen Saver Toolkit t' generate t' final product. Doin' this gives t' Screen Saver a professional look and finish, me bucko, me bucko, me bucko, includin' the expected install and un-install software.

In addition, Marc included optimized photos for 1600x1200, 1280x960, me hearties, ya bilge rat, 1024x768, and 800x600 screen resolutions and thar be an appropriate installation program for each o' these. Arrr! Aye aye! T' photos are nay hidden in any way so they can be used as desktop backgrounds.

I installed me copy, usin' t' installation program, at work on a Windows NT system. Begad! Arrr! It was flawless. Now, me bucko, me bucko, when I stop typin' long enough, arrr, arrr, I'm rewarded with a wonderful... Begad! photo (but it is more than that! <grin>). Avast, me proud beauty! T' photos change on t' screen at a user defined frequency and use 23 different types of transitions (float down, arrr, pop up, left t' right, diagonally, arrr, ya bilge rat, etc.)

At home, shiver me timbers, I just copied t' directory o' t' appropriately sized photos into t' My Pictures directory o' me Windows Xp system. I then used t' Windows Xp screen saver and simply pointed t' t' directory with Klinger's photos.

With 140 images, you will see something new frequently, so unless you sit and stare at your screen saver for hours, you will nay get bored with this.

Overall, me hearties, I'm very pleased. More so than I would have thought goin' into it. Aye aye! I give t' Klinger Rocket Screen Saver an OVERALL rating of 5 points.

I would like t' see updates! Possibly every 6 months that allow registered users t' download maybe 20 additional or replacement photos. Blimey! Or possibly, Klinger will need t' have update disks for a nominal fee or download for less o' a fee.

Input from Kevin Trojanowski off o' RMR:

Okay, arrr, arrr, matey, so I FINALLY got off o' me butt and ordered t' Screen Saver late on Friday. Well, blow me down! Avast! It arrived today; how's THAT for prompt shipping?

T' quality o' t' photos is incredible, matey, and I love t' fact that they're all included as JPGs, arrr, so you can view them directly.

T' really cool thin' for me is that it Marc included a sequence o' Lusty's "exciting" flight, which showed some images I had nay previously seen. Begad! Well, matey, blow me down! Because o' them, ya bilge rat, matey, I know have a good understandin' as t' what caused a "squiggle" in her flight.

It also shows some nice stills o' some rockets I remember specifically, me bucko, me bucko, as well as a few failures I also remember.

Overall, t' quality is exceptional, ya bilge rat, and provided t' powers that be don't have a cow about it, this one will be landin' on me computer at work!

-Kevin