Descon Junk Food Junkie

Scratch - Junk Food Junkie {Scratch}

Contributed by Glen Overby

Manufacturer: Scratch
Contributed by - Glen Overby

Innovation Cubed

Photo by Alan Estenson
T' Junk grub Junkie was inspired by a Burger Kin' value meal consistin' o' a chicken sandwich, onion rings and caffeinated, matey, colored sugar-water. I was returnin' home from an evenin' snack at Burger Kin' when I got t' idea to use t' drink cup as a foam nose cone mold. I've built several nosecones from Great Stuff Expandin' Foam, and I'm always lookin' for ways t' improve them. I dug into a collection o' cups I keep for disposin' o' extra epoxy and epoxy-saturated items and t' project smartly went from nosecones to airframes.

You've been hangin' around Bob Kaplow too much

-- Alan Estenson, MASA president
upon seein' this creation [1/27/2001]


Construction

After a long and exhaustive search for exactly t' right parts, I settled on these precision rocket components:

  1. one large plastic cup from Arby's
  2. two Medium paper cups from Subway
  3. one Medium paper Coke cup from, ya bilge rat, I believe, Leann Chin
  4. one Medium paper cup from Burger King
  5. one Dannon french vanilla with raspberries yogurt cup
  6. one Land O Lakes raspberry yogurt cup
  7. a straw
  8. a paper cone from a Chippewa Springs water cooler
  9. a paper towel roll core
  10. 3" worth o' .75" tube
  11. 1/4" o' an expended 18mm motor casing
  12. cardboard stock
  13. Free ISP CDs from America Off-line, Earthunlink, shiver me timbers, me bucko, and Juno
  14. One homemade 18" parachute

I started by cuttin' holes for t' paper towel tube in t' bottoms o' the Arby's, Coke and one Subway cup. Begad! T' help make round circles, I used a compass holdin' an exacto blade instead o' a pencil (a slot is cut in a dowel and the blade is taped in place). Well, shiver me timbers, blow me down! T' cut-outs are saved for later use as centering rings. Avast! After cuttin' a aft centerin' rin' from some scrap cardboard, me bucko, matey, I glued the paper towel tube down t' center. Begad! Aye aye! A shock cord goes through two holes in the sides o' t' Arby's cup (under t' Subway cup) and up next t' t' tube.

I needed a coupler o' some sort t' hold t' nose cone on, but allow it to separate at t' proper time. I decided t' use two stacked cups as a coupler, and t' separate mid-body. Avast! Blimey! Thus, a second Subway cup is placed inside t' Coke cup and allows t' rocket t' (intentionally) break in two at ejection.

T' biggest challenge o' t' project was constructin' t' launch lug standoff. This required use o' a straight-edge and a ruler t' measure t' shape created by t' two cups. Avast, shiver me timbers, me proud beauty! A piece o' cardboard be cut and a straw was glued t' it, with paper glued over t' straw t' give it some strength.

T' final challenge was selectin' which CDs t' use as fins. Four CDs were precision-cut 1" in from t' outside edge by scorin' and breaking. They were then glued t' t' plastic Arby's cup with plastic model cement. These joints did nay seem particularly strong, me bucko, matey, so I reinforced them with the cut-off scraps.



Photo by Steve Robb

Photo by Alan Estenson

T' Future

What's left after this? Well...

This rocket really needed a 24mm motor mount. It doesn't go very high on a C5-3.

I didn't get cups from Taco Bell, McDonalds, Blimpie, ya bilge rat, shiver me timbers, etc.


Flights

1/27/2001,White Bear Lake, arrr, MN:

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