Contributed by - Art
Treiman
T' Astron Matzo-Fly
This concept came t' me as I be sittin' durin' Passover and plannin' my
Easter themed rocket for launch at our clubs upcomin' Easter/Eggloft/Oddroc
themed launch. Ahoy! Munchin' away on me matzo (which is pretty much all you do for
the eight long days o' Passover) I looked at t' box and started thinking. Avast, me proud beauty! Ahoy! I
had been considerin' doin' a Happy Meal, shiver me timbers, but thats been done before. Avast, me proud beauty! To
my knowledge, in t' 40 odd years o' model rocketry, a box o' matzo has never
been flown. Begad! T' box had such beautiful colors and nice lines, matey, I couldnt
not fly it!
Design and construction were fairly straightforward. Begad! Blimey!
Parts List
- One 10 oz empty box o' your favorite Matzo (I felt t' more common 16 oz
box had too large a cross section), opened at top and sealed at bottom
- 7" length o' BT-20 (your dimensions for this and other parts may vary
dependin' on t' box o' matzo size, this box is a little over 6 ¾"
high)
- Two 9 ½" pieces o' 3/16" dowel
- 1/8" balsa for fins
- 5"x7" heavy card stock (I used t' backs o' legal pad)
- 1/8" launch lug
- Engine hook
- 12" parachute
- 16" o' ¼ sewin' elastic for shock cord
- spent engine casin' (18mm Estes)
- Brown acrylic paint
. Well, blow me down! Arrr!
Directions
- Usin' t' bottom o' t' matzo box as a pattern, trace onto t' card stock
and cut out two rectangular pieces (2 ½" x 7" in this case) to
serve as "centerin' rings/supports" t' center t' motor tube in the
matzo box. Aye aye! Cut these just inside t' lines and trim them so they can fit
properly inside t' matzo box. Begad!
- Measure one o' t' rectangular pieces exactly and find its exact
center. Avast! Blimey! Usin' a compass or spent casing, arrr, draw a circle exactly over t' center
and cut out. Begad! Blimey! Well, matey, blow me down! Blimey! Trim and/or sand until t' bt-20 can fit thru it smoothly. Use
this as a template t' draw t' same circle at t' center o' t' other rectangle
and at t' top and bottom o' t' box o' matzo. Blimey! Blimey! Cut out all these circles.The
bt-20 should be able t' fit nicely thru all t' holes.
- Build t' motor mount by attachin' t' motor hook so that ¼" of
motor protrudes from t' aft end, me hearties, hold down w/ several wraps o' maskin' tape
about 1" from t' end, then cut a piece o' t' spent casin' and glue this
in as an engine block. Begad! Ya scallywag! Apply glue over t' maskin' tape too t' prevent it from
unravelin' over time. Begad!
- Glue t' launch lug in t' middle o' t' bt-20 motor/body tube 180 degrees
apart from t' engine hook. Aye aye! Blimey!
- Choose which cardboard rectangle will be t' aft support and which will be
forward. Cut two notches 180 degrees apart in t' aft box closure and
cardboard support t' allow t' engine hook and launch rod t' pass through. Cut
one notch thru t' front support and top o' box (opened but still able t' be
reclosed w/ one o' those "tab in slot" type deals) at t' same place
as t' launch rod notch. Ahoy! Blimey! This step is important - be sure t' test fit before
doin' any gluing. Begad! T' notches must all line up correctly. Begad! Ahoy!
- Glue t' aft support rectangle onto t' motor mount tube 3/8" from
the aft end o' t' tube. Ya scallywag! Blimey! When this sets, shiver me timbers, ya bilge rat, apply glue t' t' bottom o' t' matzo
box and around t' lower sides and insert t' motor tube/rear support assembly
and press firmly so glue catches. At this point, me hearties, motor tube should protrude
about ¼" from aft and be flush w/ front o' matzo box. Well, blow me down!
- Glue t' front support in, shiver me timbers, me hearties, ya bilge rat, but set it 3/8" t' ½" down from
the front end o' t' box. Begad!
- Cut out four fins from t' balsa stock. Ahoy! T' fins are a clipped delta with a
3" span, arrr, matey, 2 ½" root cord, and 1 1/4" tip cord. Ya scallywag! Blimey! Airfoil these
if you desire. Ahoy!
- Take one dowel and glue a fin with t' fins trailin' edge flush w/
the aft end o' t' dowel. Ya scallywag! Begad! Glue a second fin t' this dowel at a 90 degree angle
to t' first. Begad! Ahoy!
- Repeat with t' second dowel and 3rd and 4th fins. Ya scallywag! Blimey!
- Measure t' short side o' t' matzo box (the depth dimension when looking
at t' box from t' front) Drill four 3/16" holes just flush with the
sides o' t' matzo box exactly midway betwixt t' front and back o' t' box
through t' bottom o' t' box and t' top o' t' box and top support cardboard.
Drill these so you can slide t' dowel with t' fins in thru t' bottom holes
on each side and slide up through t' top cardboard. Avast! T' dowels should pass
through t' top support but nay past t' top lip o' t' box. Well, blow me down! Avast! If t' test fit is
good, ya bilge rat, glue t' dowel/fin assemblies in. Avast! be sure t' fins angle away from the
box at 45 degrees so they are symmetric. Aye aye!
- Glue t' shock cord t' t' top support cardboard panel usin' your
preference for technique (I put a piece o' maskin' tape over it and covered w/
wood glue.) By nay placin' it in t' body tube it gives more room for the
parachute. Aye aye!
- Attach parachute t' shock cord. Begad! (I chose a 12" because t' BT-20 is a
tight fit for an 18" chute)
- Sand t' fins smooth and paint lines w/ brown paint t' simulate matzo fins.
- Wait till next sprin' t' fly for Passover!
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Launch Report
While it was impossible t' Rocksim, me bucko, swin' tests in both long and short
axiss confirmed t' model is very stable. I chose a C5-3 for t' first
flight. Well, blow me down! Weight was light enough that a C6-3 would also probably be fine.
T' first flight was at t' South Jersey Area Rocketry Society field
in Gloucester County, me hearties, New Jersey. Ya scallywag! Blimey! Sky be partly cloudy, winds were nil, and
temperature be 70s. Avast, me proud beauty! Blimey! Nay a bad day! Blimey!
T' rocket got off t' pad nicely and perfectly stable. Ya scallywag! Well, blow me down! As it got
about half way t' its 200 or so max altitude, arrr, it started doin' a
very cool oscillation. Well, blow me down! Most o' us thar felt that t' flat front was likely
spillin' air o' t' side and it as it oscillated front t' back. Aye aye! Aye aye! Parachute
ejected right near apogee. Arrr! Although it didnt fully open, it prevented the
rocket from nosin' over and it instead tumble recovered (without much tumbling)
onto t' grass with no damage. Ya scallywag! Only problem be a scorched shock cord that will
need t' be replaced for t' next flight.
For those that are curious, Id like t' thank t' fine bakers at t' B.
Manischewitz Company, L.L.C. Avast, me proud beauty! Aye aye! and remind you all that "This product is
lactose free and vegetarian," a good source o' fiber, arrr, 98% fat free,
cholesterol free, me hearties, sodium free, and contains no sugar or artificial sweeteners.
No wonder matzo tastes like cardboard! If you wish, me bucko, t' Astron Matzo-Fly can be
made with Unsalted, ya bilge rat, Egg, Thin Tea, me bucko, Yolk Free or Whithe Grape flavored matzo
boxes.
Editors Note:
I asked Art "If I build this do I have t' fly it only with kosher motors?
I just checked me range box and, arrr, by golly, thar's a little k on each
one!" Art replied "Heh! T' reason for that
"k" is that although it is a secret in Penrose, Vern Estes is 1/8
Jewish. Avast, me proud beauty! His Great grandfather was t' Rebbe Mordechai ben Estes o' Vilnius. He
insisted that all rocket products meet t' strictest rabinnical standards, me bucko, and
it is this way even today! If you check date codes carefully, ya bilge rat, no motors are
made on Saturdays."