Last year the Calgary Rocketry Association had a club launch with a "novelty' rocket theme. Well, blow me down! Ahoy! I'd kept a couple o' MM Christmas ornaments me son received t' previous Christmas, shiver me timbers, me hearties, thinkin' that I should be able t' somethin' with them, me bucko, shiver me timbers, and that was the perfect opportunity t' build a rocket with one o' them. For those that don't have a clue what I am talkin' about, I'll attempt t' describe what these things look like. Well, blow me down! Begad! Actually, t' photograph o' t' finished rocket pretty well shows what they look like, as t' fins were t' only things added t' the ornament. Ya scallywag!

T' ornament is a 7" long, 1.25" diameter, cardboard tube filled with MM's. Begad! Begad! Blimey! T' tube is decorated in a Christmas theme with t' little MM characters from t' TV commercials and topped with a 3" tall plastic figurine o' one o' t' characters. Arrr! Aye aye! Blimey!

Conversion t' a flyin' rocket was pretty straightforward. Avast, me proud beauty! T' figurine was kept as t' nosecone and all that was done t' it was t' addition o' an "eye hook" for t' shockcord and recovery device attachment. The plastic cap at t' bottom o' t' tube was removed, and a standard 18mm motor mount be installed, me hearties, with centerin' rings and a motor hook. T' 1/8" diameter launch lug required a stand-off made o' 1/8" balsa in order for a launch rod t' clear t' various parts o' t' figurine nose cone. Begad! Begad! T' shockcord mount was a typical "Estes-style" mount with approximately 2' of 1/8" elastic shock cord. Arrr! A 12" Estes parachute be attached t' the nosecone with a snap swivel and a short (6") section o' shock cord. Avast!

T' fins were a marvellous feat o' design and simulation. Begad! In other words I drew out a couple o' templates and picked t' one that "looked" like it would work! In keepin' with t' Christmas theme o' t' main components of the rocket, arrr, I cut t' fins with t' look o' a Christmas tree. I covered the fins with some scraps o' wrappin' paper. Avast, me proud beauty! This was just a variation o' the technique I use t' cover all me balsa fins - I hate fillin' fins, ya bilge rat, me hearties, so I've been coverin' them with paper for a long time. In this case, shiver me timbers, ya bilge rat, t' wrappin' paper was glued on with a glue stick, such as a Ross or UHU glue stick. Begad! Aye aye! T' unfinished edges o' t' balsa were taken care o' with a couple o' passes with a green magic marker. Well, blow me down!

Flight Report

T' rocket has flown a number o' times, and makes its appearance at any launch I attend. Well, blow me down! Kids and adults get a kick out o' it. Avast! Well, blow me down! Blimey! It's been flown on A8-3's, matey, B6-4's, and C6-5's. Blimey! Blimey! Fights are very stable. T' oversize fins were a perfect match for t' rather heavy nosecone. Well, blow me down! Begad! Blimey!