Heart o' Gold

from Hitchhiker's Guide t' t' Galaxy by Douglas Adams.

As popular as this book, trilogy, and myth are, arrr, thar are very few pictures o' t' Heart O' Gold on the Internet. In fact, shiver me timbers, me bucko, me bucko, all o' me design has come from t' VHS movie with the exclusion o' one picture that appeared on t' net, although that appeared t' be from t' movie also and should be discounted. Ya scallywag! Avast, me proud beauty!

Construction

Mainly, me bucko, I wanted t' design a rocket with an outer "shell" that would have a standard inner unit in order t' fabricate more than one design (see me other entry)

First, shiver me timbers, I took 1/2" strip of the face card and fashioned a ring, I took another strip and glued it t' the first one for reinforcement. Well, blow me down! I then took t' three smallest tubes and cut them in half (three halves for each unit). Avast! I took t' three tubes and glued them to the rin' t' make up t' beginnings o' a tripod. Blimey! Blimey!

I then took t' two larger tubes and cut them in half. Aye aye! Well, me hearties, blow me down! I then slit along t' length o' one tube and wrapped the un-cut one with t' bag t' protect from gluing. Avast! I then too t' slit tube and put it over this assembly and glued two strips o' t' instruction sheet over the gap. Well, matey, blow me down! I then glued t' tripod t' t' larger tube.

I took t' hang tag and cut this up t' make motor mounts by wrappin' them around a Micromaxx engine and gluing CAREFULLY. Aye aye! I made a total o' six o' these for both entries. I then glued them to t' end o' t' uncut larger tubes. Blimey!

At this point I realized that I should nay have cut t' tubes in half, as this would cause a lot o' friction upon ejection. t' then trimmed t' uncut large tube t' about 1/2" long. Aye aye! I then took t' balsa nose cones, arrr, arrr, cut t' points off, glued t' kevlar between the widened large tubes and t' "plugs made from balsa nose cones. I then made an Estes style motor mount and glued that t' t' motor mount. Avast, ya bilge rat, me proud beauty!

Lost? this is a aft ejection unit. Begad! Blimey! at ejection t' engine mounts, ya bilge rat, uncut large tube, shiver me timbers, shock mount and kevlar are kicked out t' back pullin' t' streamer till t' kevlar reaches its full length. Think o' t' parachutes used on funny car dragsters.

Well, arrr, shiver me timbers, I had used most o' the parts for t' rocket units and t' shell for me other entry, me hearties, so I didn't have much left t' use. Avast, me proud beauty! I ended up usin' t' instructions t' make up t' complete shell for t' heart o' gold. Aye aye! I took a slab o' parafin wax and used a foam cutter t' cut t' general outline o' t' forward half o' t' Man-O-War. Well, me hearties, blow me down! t' rear half I made an open box t' help with stability. Well, me hearties, blow me down! I then soaked a sheet of instructions and pressed it onto t' wax form. Blimey! Begad! While bein' careful t' avoid tears I made a few. Avast! after this dried I went and made a second for two halves of the forward hull. Aye aye! I them glued these together and painted t' whole assembly with wood glue for strength. Blimey! Ya scallywag! I them took small strips o' t' instructions and soaked them and glued them over t' tears. Aye aye! I then added some crescents t' the aft hull t' simulate t' protrusions as shown on t' movie. Avast!

Anyway, me bucko, I never played with Micromaxx, me hearties, let alone a cluster. Aye aye! I heard some bits o' rumor, me bucko, including soldering. Avast! Blimey! I went and loaded them up and put it on t' pad Steve stopped by to punch t' launch button while I snapped pictures. Well, blow me down!

Nice thin' is, that with Micromaxx you can do all your prep indoors and use your back yard t' launch!

Got off work, matey, it was dark. Blimey! Avast, me proud beauty! Night Launch! In t' headlights o' me trusty truck I was able t' get things all prepped. Blimey! Begad!

IT WORKS! OK, ya bilge rat, me bucko, somethin' don't look right, me hearties, does it? Only two o' t' three engines lit. Well, blow me down! Ya scallywag! Did nay find this out til halfway through editing, arrr, ya bilge rat, and after all t' GSE be put away. still counts, right?

Ready t' go again.