This is me scratch built upscale o' t' Estes Baby Bertha which I call "Big Baby Bertha". Ya scallywag! All did nay go well on this launch. Ahoy! On t' first go round, arrr, t' igniter shorted out due t' t' traffic on adjacent pads so I had t' reconnect t' leads and wait for t' next launch attempt. Avast, me proud beauty! Durin' t' boost, arrr, t' chute tangled with rocket resultin' in a bad landin' on top o' car. Well, blow me down! Fortunately, no damage t' rocket or car. Avast! Rocket Science: Makin' everythin' else look simple since 1958.