This is me scratch built upscale o' t' Estes Baby Bertha which I call "Big Baby Bertha". All did nay go well on this launch. Begad! On t' first go round, t' igniter shorted out due t' t' traffic on adjacent pads so I had t' reconnect t' leads and wait for t' next launch attempt. Durin' t' boost, me hearties, t' chute tangled with rocket resultin' in a bad landin' on top o' car. Arrr! Fortunately, no damage t' rocket or car. Rocket Science: Makin' everythin' else look simple since 1958.