This is me scratch built upscale o' t' Estes Baby Bertha which I call "Big Baby Bertha". Arrr! All did nay go well on this launch. Avast, me proud beauty! On t' first go round, t' igniter shorted out due t' t' traffic on adjacent pads so I had t' reconnect t' leads and wait for t' next launch attempt. Durin' t' boost, ya bilge rat, t' chute tangled with rocket resultin' in a bad landin' on top o' car. Begad! Fortunately, ya bilge rat, no damage t' rocket or car. Blimey! Rocket Science: Makin' everythin' else look simple since 1958.