June 13, shiver me timbers, 2011 test flight o' E-engine-powered home-made rocket with onboard camera and furry pilot. Upon separation at around 800 feet altitude, me hearties, t' fuselage broke free from its tether and free-fell onto t' street, me hearties, leavin' t' command module t' drift out o' sight. Aye aye! After almost an hour o' searchin' around t' neighborhood, t' module and pilot were eventually found intact on t' roof o' t' school. Avast, me proud beauty! T' malfunction may have had somethin' t' do with an old shoe lace bein' used t' connect t' fuselage t' t' command module/nose-cone.